WATCH HALLE BERRY GO OFF ON THE PAPARAZZI: HALLE BERRY got all up on some photographer's grills yesterday for filming her outside her daughter's school.

Halle went right up to their car and unleashed a potty-mouthed tirade, saying, quote, "What the [eff] is wrong with all of you? These are children!" She added, quote, "Is this the only way you can make a [gosh-darn] living is to harass children? Because my child is in there!"  And yes, there's video! Check it out HERE,but be warned: said video contains unbleeped profanity.

JOHN TRAVOLTA THREATENS TO SUE MASSEUR: JOHN TRAVOLTA'S lawyer says Travolta plans to turn the tables on the man who is suing him for sexual battery alleging the actor stripped naked, rubbed the man's leg and touched his junk during a massage session.

Marty Singer tells The Hollywood Reporter that the actor promises to sue the masseur as well as the unidentified man's lawyer for malicious prosecution. A second man was added to the original complaint, but according to both masseurs' lawyer, Okorie Okorocha, more complaints could be on the way.

Okorocha tells Splash News Online, "I've been getting a lot of phone calls from a lot of men in the massage industry who have the same allegations, the same stories. They come up with facts that weren't in the complaint, but my other clients have mentioned." Do you believe the allegations or do you think it's some kind of shake down? Tell me what you think HERE.

DID TMZ PROVE TRAVOLTA'S INNOCENCE???: Meanwhile, TMZ got a hold of evidence that just might prove John Doe #1 is lying.  The first lawsuit alleges Travolta assaulted the unnamed masseuse on January 16th at the Beverly Hills Hotel, but TMZ posted a picture yesterday of Travolta in New York on that day. In addition, they posted a receipt from a meal Travolta had at Manhattan’s Mr. Chow’s on January 16th.

IS THERE A KARDASHIAN FAMILY FEUD???!!!: It might not be a very happy Mother's Day at the KARDASHIAN house this weekend. According to In Touch Weekly, there's a growing rift between KIM, KOURTNEY, KHLOE and their momager, KRIS JENNER. Among the claims: Kim and Khloe skipped out on an April bash that Kris threw in New York City, and that Kim is slowly cutting her mom out of her business dealings.

Meanwhile ... Kris took to her blog to deny the report, calling the story "ridiculous."

WAS KIM BANNED FROM MET GALA???: One celebrity noticeably missing from Monday’s Met Gala was KIM KARDASHIAN, who instead of donning a fabulous gown in the Big Apple, was home tweeting about the event. According to Radar online, Vogue editor Anna Wintour, who plans the annual gala, banned the reality star from attending the bash. “Anna hates Kim,” claims a source. “It is all the biggest stars in the world and [Anna feels] Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all.”

RIHANNA HOSPITALIZED - SHOWS US HER TWEETS: We’ve come to find out RIHANNA was rushed to the hospital after an evidently fun night out at the Met Ball on Monday. The details are sketchy, but word is she was suffering from exhaustion and dehydration. She wasn't hospitalized for long. Just long enough to tweet a photo of herself attached to an IV.

The incident follows Rihanna's no-show at Saturday's Saturday Night Live rehearsal. At the time, she told producers she was suffering from the flu.

SNAPSHOT - ANNALYNNE McCORD GOES WITHOUT MAKEUP AGAIN: ANNALYNNE MCCORD went without makeup again, and this time it wasn't just on Twitter, but in PUBLIC!!! McCord was at JFK Airport in New York getting ready to board a plane yesterday when she graciously posed for photographers.

On a related note ... TYRA BANKS may have been better off going bare-face herself as opposed to the "smokey eyes" look she decided to go with. Because she totally overdid the black eye makeup, and ended up looking more like a raccoon!

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES FEUD BROUGHT TO LIGHT BY GOODBYE GIFT: Apparently, the majority of The Desperate Housewives are not TERRI HATCHER fans.

With the show winding down Sunday, the cast decided to present the crew with a goodbye gift, but Hatcher was excluded from the token of appreciation. EVA LONGORIA, MARCIA CROSS, FELICITY HUFFMAN and VANESSA WILLIAMS got together to buy the crew carry-on luggage, which came with the card, “Just know that on all your future adventures you are carrying a little piece of our love and gratitude. Thank you for a magical 8 years.”

Eva, Marcia, Felicity and Vanessa signed the note, but not Teri. Said an on-set source, “The girls don’t get along with Teri so they organized this and left her out.”

ROMANCE REPORT - DENISE RICHARDS AND RICHIE SAMBORA BACK ON: The gods of romance are rejoicing this morning upon word that RICHIE SAMBORA and DENISE RICHARDS are a couple again!!! They let everyone know it by walking the red carpet together Monday for the 12th Annual Golden Hearts Awards, where Richie was being honored. The pair dated from 2006 to 2007, following Richie’s split from HEATHER LOCKLEAR.

One person who is happy Denise and Richie are back together is Richie and Locklear’s daughter Ava. “I think they’ are so cute together and I couldn’t be happier,” she told Us Weekly, adding that she’d “love it” if they got married.

BABY POOP - ANNA FARIS EXPECTING: There’s a baby on the way for actress ANNA FARIS and husband, Parks and Recreation’s CHRIS PRATT. The couple, who married in 2009, are expecting their first child in the fall, her rep tells People.