DID LADY GAGA GET HER LIPS DONE???!!!: Last week, LADY GAGA Tweeted out of duck-faced photo of herself in bed, and that pic has set off a storm of chatter about her bee-stung looking lips. So did Gaga have plastic surgery? Did she get her lips injected with plumping fillers? Don't look at me, I don't know. Peep the Twitpic below and you tell me ...

MADONNA BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES ON STAGE: I don't know if it's part of the act or if MADONNA truly got emotional, but at a recent show in Berlin Madge broke down and cried during a slow rendition of "Like a Virgin"

From the looks of the fan video below, it was a pretty strange and overly theatrical performance featuring Madonna crawling around on the ground in basically a bra, while a man in a top hat played piano ...

KATIE SECRETLY PLANNED DIVORCE FOR WEEKS: According to "People" magazine, KATIE HOLMES' split from TOM CRUISE was far from a spur of the moment thing. Sources tell the tab she put the plan in motion several weeks ago, switching cell phones and e-mail addresses and renting her new apartment. The source adds, quote, "She was talking to Tom on the phone up until last week saying, 'I love you.'"

Although Tom did know she had rented another apartment, the blabbermouth insider says she told Tom it was so she could drive into the underground garage there and avoid the paparazzi.

KATIE HOLMES SPEAKS TO THE MEDIA: KATIE HOLMES spoke to the media yesterday, for the first time since she dumped TOM CRUISE. Katie was shopping at a Whole Foods in New York City with her daughter Suri, when a reporter from the "New York Daily News"asked how she's doing. She said, and I quote, "I'm all right. Thank you."

Yeah, okay, it wasn't exactly a revealing interview, but, hey, it's a slow news day! You can check out some pics of their shopping trip HERE and HERE. Is it me or does Katie look happy to be free of Tom? On Tuesday -- which was Tom’s 50th birthday -- Katie and Suri stepped out for ice cream and Katie was all smiles.

Meanwhile, Tom reportedly flew back to L.A. from Iceland to have a, quote, "somber" birthday celebration with his adopted kids Isabella and Connor. We can make jokes about the divorce, but just remember there's a little person involved here. But enough about Tom! Hi-Yo!


ROMANCE REPORT: It took her a whole week, but EVA LONGORIA has apparantly moved on from PENELOPE CRUZ'S younger brother Eduardo. In Touch Weekly reports Eva is "testing the waters" with New York Jets quarterback MARK SANCHEZ, who is 12 years younger than her. They've supposedly been spotted together a couple of times in New Jersey, where Sanchez has a home.

LINDSAY LOHAN VOTED 'WORST CELEBRITY DRIVER': Here's a shocker; LINDSAY LOHAN is the Worst Celebrity Driver -- that according to an online poll.

Lohan gets the honors based on the couple of DUIs on her record, and her recent totaling of a Porsche by running it into the back of a dump truck. BRITNEY SPEARS and PARIS HILTON also made the list.

Speaking of Linds ... She tweeted the above photo of herself  yesterday with the caption “red head.” Lindsay, who wrapped production on the Lifetime ELIZABETH TAYLOR movie earlier this week, also added, “thank you” to “all my fans, crew members, friends & lifetime.”

BABY POOP: Newlyweds MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY and CAMILA ALVES are expecting again. Matt Tweeted the news yesterday,saying quote, "Happy birthday America, more good news. Camila and I are expecting our 3rd child, God bless, just keep livin'."

2. CLAIRE DANES and her man are expecting their first child. There's no word on a due date.

WATCH - THE NEW TOM CRUISE MOVIE TRAILER: Check out the trailer for Tom's next movie "Jack Reacher" out in December. It looks pretty good.

Cruise, by the way, tops this year's Forbes survey of Hollywood's Highest-Paid Actors. Over the past year, Tom has banked $75 million, most of that off the fourth "Mission Impossible" which made $700 million worldwide.