CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE - LINDSAY LOHAN ARRESTED!!!: Oh my God, you guys, AMANDA BYNES is sooo not the next LINDSAY LOHAN. Because, unlike Linds, Bynes lack of driving skills has yet to get her arrested. Lindsay on the other hand, got arrested again early this morning.

This time for taking some guy out at the knee with her car on the way into the parking lot of some club in NYC, and then leaving the scene of the crime.

TMZ has the play by play: "Lindsay was taken to the station, fingerprinted, photographed and booked for leaving the scene of an accident -- a misdemeanor -- and then released with a desk appearance ticket."

"We're told the alleged victim was hospitalized ... however, he was not knocked down or dragged, and didn't have any visible injuries."

Wait, you don't think that's going to be Lindsay's defense, do you?

IN DENIAL - LINDSAY LOHAN: And right on cue ... TMZ: "Lindsay is telling friends she had no idea she hit anybody and...is calling the incident "really fishy" because the man didn't appear to have any visible injuries and feels she's the victim of a set up."  One thing's for sure, more to come! Stay tuuuuuned!

CELEBRITY FEUD - MARIAH CAREY VS. NICKI MINAJ: RYAN SEACREST was on the "Today" show yesterday and talked about the alleged beef between new 'Idol' judges MARIAH CAREY and NICKI MINAJ.  It sounded to me like he was saying they are beefin', which is the opposite of what Mariah and Nicki said Monday. See if you get the same vibe I do. Here's what he told MATT LAUR and company:


"Nicki and Mariah [are] two very different, strong, powerful successful women on the panel. There are not too many dull moments between the two of them. But at the end of the day, we all hug and laugh and go home and get ready for another day." You know what they say; it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

CELEBRITY FEUD - SHARON OSBOURNE VS. LINDSAY LOHAN'S MOM: SHARON OSBOURNE put DINA LOHAN on blast on yesterday's "The Talk" .... one day after Dina's disastrous appearance "Dr. Phil." (Lohan appeared disoriented and confused.)

"She's a mother past her sell-by date!" said Sharon, adding, "The way she conducts herself...she acts like a teenager. Kids don't need friends as a mother. They need a mother to guide them."

Here's video of Sharon's rant. They play a clip from the interview first and then Sharon rips into her at about the 1:00 mark...

Dr. Phil, by the way, spoke to "Access Hollywood" about the Dina Lohan interview, but took the high road and refused to sell her out. He said he didn't smell any alcohol on her breath, but wouldn't speculate on whether she was on any drugs because he'd never met her before and didn't know "what her baseline is." All he'd say was that she was nervous and "clearly agitated."

ROMANCE REPORT - ASHTON AND MILA K-I-S-S-I-N-G: ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS aren't trying to hide anything anymore. Cameras caught them doing the PDA thing in New York City the other day. I love how Ashton is looking at his phone while he's making out with her. Now that's pimp! (PHOTO 1), (PHOTO 2)

BABY POOP: SELMA BLAIR'S son almost caused her to have a nip-slip yesterday, and Radaronline has the pics! I expect more effort next time, kid! (PHOTO 1), (PHOTO 2)


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