LADY GAGA'S "RAUNCHY" PHOTO SHOOT: LADY GAGA shocks and awes again: This time by posing provocatively on the cover of the UK’s NME magazine.

 Gaga -- wearing a purple wig and a see-through bodysuit with only strategically situated zippers to cover her naughty bits -- leaves little to the imagination. Although one can safely assume she is a fan of Brazilians, if you know what I mean and I think you do!

 In the accompanying interview, Gaga goes off spewing all kinds of F-bombs aimed at those who “don’t get (her).” She says, quote, “If you're looking for me to be something that isn't there, STOP LOOKING. I am not that. I am not created. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.”

For the full view of the "raunchy" pic, click here. But only if you're old enough!!!

 WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???: This Cutie Patootie got her start in a minor role on Tim Allen's T.V. show ...

Scroll down to the "bottom" for the answer ...

 CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: Now that ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER is back in rehab, CHARLIE SHEEN is wasting no time in using the opportunity to try to get custody of their two sons.

 Sheen is set to appear in an L.A. court today to ask the judge to award him full custody of Bob and Max, and give him permission to take the twins on the road with him during the last two weeks of his tour. Charlie plans to argue that Brooke's drug relapse makes her an unfit mother. In turn, Brooke's lawyers plan to ask for full custody and that Charlie be psychologically evaluated.

 MILEY CYRUS SHOWS US HER TWEETS: MILEY CYRUS Tweeted a picture of herself yesterday that has many thinking it's a little too sexy for her to have put out there -- even is she is 18 now. The Twitpic shows Miley wearing a lacy and rather skimpy top with spaghetti straps that shows off the "dream catcher" tattoo she got recently on her ribcage ...

*Is* This Picture of Miley Cyrus Too Sexy? Discuss.

LOHAN LUNACY: LINDSAY LOHAN is due back in court Friday, but word is she's expected to play the religious card by claiming her family observes Good Friday. Yes, I know, sometimes the comedy writes itself.

 There's also talk Lindsay may be changing her plans as far as her legal strategy goes. The original plan was to go to trial and be found innocent, but last week her lawyer met with the judge and the D.A to find out how much jail time Linds would do if she pled guilty or no contest.

STEVEN TYLER GRANTS DYING MAN'S WISH:  STEVEN TYLER did a really cool thing for a really big AEROSMITH fan. Lawrence Ori , who suffered from a rare condition marked by brain deterioration and could barely speak or move anymore, was literally on his deathbed and had dreamed of meeting Tyler one day, but never had the chance . . . until his last day.

His family, with help from the Passages Hospice Dream Foundation, contacted Steven, who agreed to meet him through Skype on a laptop. Although Lawrence couldn't respond, he did tear-up. He died later that day. You can watch a Youtube video of their meeting here. The audio from Steven's end isn't the best, though.

 CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: KATE HUDSON, JAMES FRANCO, and today's other celebrity birthdays can be peeped here.

SNAPSHOT: Even celebrities get stopped by the TSA. Just ask FERGIE, shown here getting the once over at LAX Sunday ...

Although Fergie complied with the search allowing them to look through her things and check her out, Britain's "Daily Mail" tabloid quotes a witness who said, "[Fergie] approached the security check point...with a broad smile on her face but it quickly disappeared when she wasn't given special treatment."

BABY NEWS: JESSICA ALBA shows off her growing baby bump while out with soon to be big sister Honor ...

ORLANDO BLOOM with baby Flynn. Is there anything sexier than a man holding his baby? ...

Meanwhile ... baby-mama MIRANDA KERR was back in a bikini and showing off her post baby body for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot over the weekend ...

WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???: So who's the Cutie Patootie who got her start in a minor role on Tim Allen's T.V. show ...

It's PAM ANDERSON, shown here out and about in Malibu yesterday leaving very little to the imagination in a sheer white dress ...

Oh,and by the way, the minor role on Tim Allen's T.V. show that led to her now famous "Baywatch" part was as Tim's Tool Time girl on "Home Improvement".