Hollywood Dirt: Kim Kardashian’s Butt Goes From Enormous to Ginormous, Rihanna Abuse Inspires ‘Law & Order’ Episode + More
SNAPSHOT – OH-EM-GEE, Y’ALL! KIM KARDASHIAN HAS GOTTEN HUUUUUGE!: KIM KARDASHIAN has always been known for the wagon she be draggin’, but as her pregnancy advances her badunk has taken on a whole new level! (PHOTO) (PHOTO)
SPLITSVILLE – POULATION JOSH BROLIN AND DIANE LANE: After eight years of marriage, JOSH BROLIN and DIANE LANE are getting divorced. According to Us Magazine the decision to call it quits was “amicable” and a “mutual decision.” The couple split a few months ago. They have no children together.
ROMANCE REPORT – ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS MOVING IN: This ASHTON KUTCHER/MILA KUNIS thing is for real, y’all — the two are moving in together! Word is the couple will make baby Jesus cry by co-habitating at his 9000-square-foot mansion in the Hollywood Hills. The former That ’70s Show co-stars have been an item since last spring, about four months after Ashton and Demi Moore announced the end of their six-year marriage.
SNAPSHOT: Being 5ft 7in and wearing heels apparently wasn’t enough height for OPRAH WINFREY. Check out the bouffant she rocked at yesterday’s Essence awards luncheon …
LOHAN LUNACY – LINDSAY LOSES LEGAL FIGHT: LINDSAY LOHAN has lost her legal battle with PITBULL. Lohan sued the rapper in 2011 for using her name in his hit song “Give Me Everything,” which included the line, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.”
Linds claimed Pitbull never got permission to name-drop her. But a New York federal judge sided with Pitbull Thursday, saying the song is a work of art protected by the First Amendment. The judge also called BS on her allegations that she suffered emotional distress.
NEXT WEEK’S ‘LAW & ORDER’ EPISODE INSPIRED BY RIHANNA BEAT DOWN: Law & Order is no stranger to episodes”ripped from the headlines,” so I’m surprised it’s taken them this long to do a story that reflects CHRIS BROWN’S violence against RIHANNA.
Next week’s episode of Law & Order: SVU is about, quote, “a promising singer who is brutally attacked by her boyfriend, a popular hip hop star.” But in a twist that’s sure to be a crowd-pleaser, the hip hop star mysteriously winds up dead.
Meanwhile … Rihanna and Brown have been spending a lot of time together celebrating her birthday in Hawaii, and RiRi has been spending just as much time on Twitter letting us know about it. Yesterday she posted a ton of photos on of her birthday celebration, which included a pot-themed cake and, of course, some cuddling with Chris.
MEL GIBSON THE CHICK MAGNET: Have you missed the wild and crazy MEL GIBSON from a few years ago? No worries — he’s back. According to the New York Post, Mel was spotted macking on anything that moved at a Miami nightclub. He supposedly made out with one woman, dirty danced with another and then hit on a third by showing pictures of himself on his phone — including some with his ex, Oksana Grigorieva.
But the Post’s source insists that Mel was stone-cold sober the whole time, saying he was “just nursing a water bottle all night.”
CLINT EASTWOOD SWATted: I’m pretty sure this did not make CLINT EASTWOOD’S day — he’s the latest Hollywood celeb to get SWATted. According to TMZ, a relay service called 911 this week after someone reported gunmen were in Eastwood’s house and that people had been shot. The LAPD rushed to the scene only to find it was a prank.
Eastwood joins an all-star cast of SWATted celebrities that includes Ashton Kutcher, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise, the Kardashians and Chris Brown.
JENNIFER LOPEZ SHOWS US HER PICS: JENNIFER LOPEZ tweeted this pic of her (sad looking) cupcakes to mark twins Emme and Max‘s fifth birthday, with the caption ‘Happy Birthday Coconuts!!! 5 years of joy and true love!!!’
SNAPSHOT: ALYSSA MILANO (remember her?) showed up at some Vanity Fair pre-Oscars thing last night, and it was obviously really, really cold in there …