COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - SWIZZ BEATZ CHEATING ON ALICIA KEYS!!!: Is SWIZZ BEATZ cheating on ALICIA KEYS? One gossip website seems to think so. Bossip has posted screenshots of alleged Blackberry messenger conversations between Swizz and a 23-year-old woman named Christina Elizabeth. Christina, a singer-songwriter from Houston, has allegedly known Swizz since 2007 and is allegedly one of the reasons for his divorce from ex-wife, Mashonda.

In one BBM -- which was dated August 24th, 2011, Swizz allegedly told Christina that he couldn't meet up with her because of the MTV VMA's. He asked her to send a naked picture. After seeing the image, he wrote to her, "I want to **** the **** of you asap make it happen wow!" Christina reportedly lost her phone, which is how the gossip site got a hold of the messages.

WILL SMITH, MARC ANTHONY HANG OUT: Affair, what affair? WILL SMITH and MARC ANTHONY put those infidelity rumors to rest last night by hanging out together at the Miami Dolphins game. TMZ described the two as "extremely buddy buddy."  It was obviously a boys night out because Jada Pinkett-Smith wasn't there.

WATCH ASHTON KUTCHER'S MEN'S SINGING DEBUT: CBS has released the new opening to "Two and a Half Men" featuring ASHTON KUTCHER ...

Meanwhile ... CHARLIE SHEEN will sit down for an interview with WENDY WILLIAMS on her syndicated talk show Monday, September 19th, the same day his Comedy Central Roast is set to air, which is also the same day 'Two and a Half Men' premieres.

OBSESSED JESSICA SIMPSON FAN WRITES TELL-ALL BOOK ABOUT HER: An obsessed JESSICA SIMPSON fan has written a book about their affair … which would be far more scandelous if they’d ever met.

Nonetheless, “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)”, is a 30 page paper back that is selling on Amazon for $29.99.

According to TMZ, Burchell has been stalking Jessica for years and even sent puppies to her home when her dog, Daisy, went missing. Marce once got a hold of Jessica's phone number and called and texted her until she changed it. Burchell told TMZ, "This book was not written to hurt her, but was written as my only way to heal emotionally from the severe trauma and pain she put me through by her heartless cruel treatment of me."

Burchell is also challenging Simpson's fiance, Eric Johnson, to a marathon -- the winner gets to marry Jessica. Hey, I want in on that!!!

WATCH MADONNA CONTINUE TO HATE ON HYDRANGEAS: Last week we learned that MADONNA was not a fan of hydrangeas. The video of Madge expressing her hatred for the flower went viral and a "controversy" was born.

Apparently not willing to leave well enough alone, Madonna has hit up Youtube with this video lampooning the whole thing. Well, she calls it lampooning, I think it's kinda mean, actually. But We Report, You Decide ...

LANCE BASS SHOWS US HIS TWITPIC: Former N*Syncer LANCE BASS walked outside of his house yesterday morning to discover that someone had jacked the tires off his Escalade. Here's the photo Lance Tweeted, along with the caption, "Gotta love when you wake up to your tires being swiped."

So who’s responsible for this atrocity? “sure they were Backstreet fans! ; )” he tweeted later. Let the battle of the has-been boy bands commence! Dance-off!!!


KATE GOSSELIN VOWS RETURN TO TV: KATE GOSSELIN'S days as a former reality TV star begin today. The final episode of "Kate Plus 8" aired last night, but she's already vowing a return to television.

In an interview with the "Today" show yesterday, Kate expressed sadness for her kids and for you, America. "I feel sad for my kids because of all of the opportunities that they're now questioning," she said. "[And] I feel sad for fans [of the show], because they're devastated."

Kate then took the opportunity to reject ex-husband JON GOSSELIN'S advice to get a regular job and go back to a normal life. Kate said, and I quote, "Jon may be accepting of mediocre for his kids, and working a regular job [but] I want the best for my kids and the best opportunities, not unlike every parent."

She called the cancellation of the show "the end of an era" and expressed her desire to return to the medium that made her a pseudo-celebrity. And here's a big surprise: she's not opposed to putting the kids back in front of the cameras, too. "I'm sure you will see my kids again at some point," she warns.

BABY POOP: It's another girl for "In Plain Sight" star MARY McCORMACK. McCormack and her husband welcomed their third daughter over the weekend.

"It's a girl," she tweeted. "She's not named yet." The couple is already parents to a 7 and 4-year-old.

"Chuck" star SARAH LANCASTER (above) has given birth to her first, a baby boy they named Oliver Michael Jacobs.