COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - BEYONCÉ PREPARES FOR SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE BY BEING TOTAL DIVA: The not-always-reliable British tabloid The Daily Star claims BEYONCÉ is annoying everyone with her long list of demands as she prepares for the Super Bowl halftime show.

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A source says, quote, "She's by far one of the most difficult celebrities we've ever dealt with. The list is as long as my arm." Among her huge list of alleged diva demands is that her daughter Blue Ivy's cedar bed be shipped from New York to the Louisiana Superdome and placed in a nursery decorated with rose-scented candles. That nursery must also be kept at a constant 78 degrees.

An NFL rep, however, denies the report, telling TMZ it's, quote, "pure pulp fiction," adding, "Beyoncé and her team have been great to work with throughout this process."

On a related note ... a new Super Bowl promo pic featuring Bey striking a sexy Heisman pose and rocking black thigh-high stiletto boots, black briefs and a tight referee striped tee has hit the 'net. Here it is in all its bootyliciousness ...

SUPER BOWL BETS YOU CAN MAKE INCLUDE BEYONCE'S CLEAVAGE AND COLOR OF HER TOP: Forget about the point spread,there are so many other interesting bets you can make -- bets you can actually understand! Consider some of these.

BEYONCÉ, as we all know, is doing the halftime show. What we don't know is what color top she'll wear at the beginning of the halftime show. Well, you can put money on it. Black is the favorite with 9-4 odds. Green and blue are both 15-1 longshots. Will Beyoncé show cleavage during her first song? The overwhelming favorite is yes, at -500, meaning you bet $500 to win $100.

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Or perhaps you'd like to lay your money down on how it will take ALICIA KEYS to sing the National Anthem. The over/under on that, by the way, is 2 minutes, 15 seconds.

LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY CONSIDERS SKIPPING COURT DATE, TMZ PHOTOS FORCE HER TO MAKE MIRACULOUS RECOVERY: LINDSAY LOHAN is required to be in a California court later today, but according to TMZ, Lindsay’s lawyer Mark Heller notified the judge that Lindsay was sick and wouldn't be able to fly from New York to Los Angeles and attend.

As proof, Heller attached a doctor's letter written on Lindsay’s behalf claiming she had an upper respiratory infection. But that excuse fell apart after the gossip site posted photos of Lindsay looking pretty healthy as she shopped and smoked on Saturday, the same day the doctor allegedly examined her. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

And suddenly, just like that, she was feeling well enough to hop on a flight to Los Angeles last night. (PHOTO)

Today’s case revolves around her car accident last summer. She’s already pleaded "not guilty" to charges she lied to police telling them she was not the driver in the accident. Dozens of witnesses, however, contradict Lindsay.

KATY PERRY LOOKS HOT (AND TOP HEAVY) IN WAX: KATY PERRY recently unveiled her new wax figure -- emphasis on figure -- which will be prominently on display at Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas. Feast your eyes on her bust-flattering wax likeness ...

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SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION ASHLEY JUDD: ASHLEY JUDD and driver DARIO FRANCHITTI are breaking up after more than a decade of marriage. “We have mutually decided to end our marriage,” they said in a statement. “We’ll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship" blah, blah, blah. You know the drill.

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MAZEL TOV! MELISSA GILBERT TO MAKE AN HONEST MAN OF TIMOTHY BUSFIELD: Former "Little House on the Prairie" hottie MELISSA GILBERT is marrying former "thirtysomething" hottie TIMOTHY BUSFIELD. Timothy will Melissa's third husband whose last name begins with a B. She was previously married to Bo Brinkman and Bruce Boxleitner. Busfields' been married two times before, himself.

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BABY POOP - MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY’S SON MAKES PHOTO DEBUT/ALEC BALDWIN IS GOING TO BE A DAD AGAIN: With the final episode of "30 Rock" already in the can, ALEC BALDWIN has supposedly already found his next role -- middle-aged dad to a newborn.

The not-always-reliable In Touch magazine sites an unnamed source who claims new wife Hilaria Thomas is expecting, although Thomas "has told only really close friends and family she is pregnant." If true, this will be their first child together. Alec has a 17-year-old daughter, Ireland, with ex-wife Kim Basinger.

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2. The first picture of MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S new son Livingston has hit the internet. The papparazzi photo shows the one month old being cradled by his mom Camila Alves during an outing with the family Sunday. (PHOTO)

SNAPSHOT: SELENA GOMEZ tried to fill up her car with gas the other day, but it's evident she doesn't do it all too often and doesn't quite have the hang of it. Gomez squeezed the handle before inserting it into the car and ended up spraying gas ON her car instead of IN it. (PHOTO)

SCOTT DISICK IS A PRETENTIOUS LITTLE P***K: KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S baby daddy SCOTT DISICK gave Haute Living an interview in which he described what a day in his life is like, and to say it is pretentious is an understatement. Here's what its like being Scott.

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He wakes up at 10 am, showers, shaves and then moisturizes with a cream that goes for $150 an once. Then he selects “an outfit with a fine luxurious blend of the best fabrics on the market today, a bespoke suit from Savile Rowe or Tom Ford,” either of which costs $5,000.

Then he makes his “biggest choice of the day” - what watch to wear, his Rolex or his Patek Philippe, both of which cost at least $1 mil. He then picks his car - his Ferrari, his Rolls Royce or his Bentley, before finally getting to work at 1 pm.

At the end of the day he eats with the family and then starts researching “luxurious items such as cars and watches and private planes and boats” online. Like I said, pretentious prick. And, yes, it's cuz I'm jealous.

CELEBRITY REAL ESTATE - JUDGE JUDY: JUDITH SHEINDLIN, better known as TV's Judge Judy, has put her Fifth Avenue New York co-op apartment on the market for 9 meeelion dollars. Hey, girl's gotta think about her retirement years, you know. Check out a couple of pics of the 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath apartment that overlooks Central Park ...