SNAKES IN THE PANTS: Eric Fiegel of Mesa, Arizona was busted for trying to steal several snakes from a pet store -- by shoving them down his pants. WTW??? Speaking from a man's perspective, the last place I want to put a snake that squeezes things to death is down my pants!!!

Surveillance cameras captured him sliding the baby boa constrictors into his trousers. Apparently it was his second snake-napping of the day, having hit the same store earlier. Police say the man was taking the snakes to another pet store and selling them. Here's the surveillance video ...