Fat and 45 – The Icky Gym Couple
Ok, so I haven’t done a Fat and 45 for a while, but I HAVE been working out and, as a matter of fact, am going to update my picture tomorrow morning. But I had to tell you about this couple at the gym today! They put on quite a show, starting with the way they looked while the girl did crunches – it looked something like this….
Uh huh. They were THAT couple at the gym! You know the ones – they hang all over each other, touch each other’s muscles (and I don’t mean that in a gross way, but somehow, they manage to make you want to toss your cookies while they do it), and generally make a spectacle of themselves as they grunt and moan their way through their workout! They’re the couple that is sooooo into each other and their fabulous gym-toned, fake and baked bods that they forget there are other people in the room, nay, in the world, and proceed to make with a tantric yoga exhibition that would make Sting blush! (Google it, kids, but NOT on a full stomach!)
Seriously, I’m glad this couple adheres to the The-Couple-Who-Works-Out-Together-Stays-Together mantra, but really, please, and I mean, PLEASE, leave the icky, kissypoo, ooooh honey your pecs are aaaaamazing, stuff at home! The rest of us just want to work out, not have voyerism foisted upon us!
That is all.