WHERE'S THE HOLLYWOOD DIRT???!!! ...With Christmas and the New Year upon us, I’m taking a couple of weeks off with plans to sleep in until at least 7:30am and stay up until at least 10:30pm every day. I know, lofty goals, huh? I also plan to binge on homemade holiday treats and the occasional tamale for the next couple of weeks.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a safe, and Happy New Year. We'll continue our mutual unhealthy obsession with celebrities and the Hollywood culture after the ball drops! -- mike