Dirt: Charlie’s Sheen-anigans
CHARLIE SHEEN-ANIGANS: Two days after being rushed to the hospital and reportedly being treated for a hernia, CHARLIE SHEEN has checked in to an undisclosed treatment facility.
Charlie’s decision to go to rehab is a bit surprising, considering how many people were quoted Friday as saying Charlie didn’t think he had a problem. Charlie himself being one of them. Saturday, Charlie sent a text to RadarOnline that read,quote, “I’m fine. People don’t seem to get it.... Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?” He ended the text by calling his critics and detractors a “bunch of turds.”
(--The move has forced CBS’s Two and a Half Men to suspend production until ... well, whenever Charlie is ready to work again.)
In other Rehab News ... DAVID ARQUETTE has left rehab a month after seeking help for "alcohol and other issues." Presumably to make room for Charlie. Ha! J/K. David checked out of a treatment center yesterday.
2.) 18 year old Disney star DEMI LAVATO has finished her treatment as well. Demi checked in to the center in late October for "emotional and physical issues" after allegedly punching one of the Jonas Brothers' dancers in the face.
BLOW BY BLOW DETAILS: Kacey Jordan - one of the mattress actresses who was with Charlie during his 36 hour binge - was all over the TV and ‘net talking about the now infamous night. She tells TMZ Charlie was chugging vodka, smoking huge amounts of crack and watching porn before being taken by ambulance to the hospital. (Watch her play-by-play here.)
Oh, and Jordan also claims Charlie gave her a check for $30,000 which, of course, she immediately cashed.
ROMANCE REPORT: 1.) TMZ is reporting TONY PARKER is now free to send inappropriate texts to any woman he chooses to. Tony's lawyer walked into a San Antonio courthouse Friday with the required papers to officially end his marriage to EVA LONGORIA. Word is all issues connected with the divorce were resolved amicably.
2.) "My Name Is Earl" star JAIME PRESSLEY filed divorce papers herself late last week. She's citing the classic "irreconcilable differences" and is asking the judge to deny him any spousal support.
SNAPSHOT: TAYLOR SWIFT celebrating her accomplishments with a party at the Hard Rock in Nashville this past Friday night …
Taylor's family, friends and music industry colleagues were on hand to present her with awards for number-one radio single and number-one music video for "Mine," as well as recognizing her historic million-selling debut week for her album “Speak Now” and for being the best-selling artist of 2010.
BRITNEY WALKS DOWN THE AISLE: BRITNEY SPEARS walked down the aisle Saturday in Miami.
No, not with Husband #3. Brit-Brit didn't get married. She was the bridesmaid in her assistant and close friend Brett Miller's wedding.
WTW???!!!: How’s this for two worlds colliding: JUSTIN BIEBER and OZZY OSBOURNE are co-starring in a commercial that will run during the third quarter of the Super Bowl. And judging from this picture that's making the rounds online, it will involve Justin and Ozzy wearing "Tron"-like costumes …
Speaking of the Big Game … "Glee" star LEA MICHELE will sing "America the Beautiful" during the pre-game show, CHRISTINA AGUILERA will perform the National Anthem, and the BLACK EYED PEAS are doing the halftime show.
SNAPSHOT: KHLOE KARDASHIAN and NICOLE RICHIE courtside at a Lakers game over the weekend ...