CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (7/26/11): Sandra Bullock - 47 Jesse James. Infidelity. Baby Louis. You know the deal. Will co-star with Tom Hanks in “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close” set for release in either December or Spring of 2012 ...

"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I am starved, *and* I'm armed...don't mess with me."

--Mick Jagger - 68 However, he doesn't look a day over 90. Hi-Yo!!! Real name: Michael Philip Jagger. Jagger was knighted in 2003 for Services to Music. His official title is Sir Michael Jagger ...

Now please enjoy this deliciously cheesy and homoerotic 80's video featuring Jagger and David Bowie:

--Helen Mirren - 66"Calendar Girls", "RED", "The Queen" and most recently as Hobson in the Russell Brand "Arthur" remake. Survey says? Still Sexy!!!

This is what my Helen Mirren Shrine looks like:

--Taylor Momsen - 18 Jenny Humphrey on "Gossip Girl". She and Jessica Szohr will not be back as series regulars for it's upcoming 5th season, although both have been invited back as guest stars ...

Taylor also fronts a rock band called Pretty Reckless. She writes all the songs, sings and plays guitar ...

True Dat Fact: Momsen got her start as Cindy Lou Who in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" ...

--Jeremy Piven - 46 "Entourage" superstar whose big break was playing Spence on the sitcom "Ellen". He was also John Cusack's buddy in "Serendipity" and the dean in "Old School" ...

Watch The Piv show off his 80's dance moves on "Letterman" recently. Sort of:

--Kate Beckinsale - 38Very sexy vampire in "Underworld", a very sexy vampire hunter in "Van Helsing" and Adam Sandler's very sexy wife in "Click" ...

--Kevin Spacey - 52 Currently one of the "Horrible Bosses". Some of the best things he's been in include "The Usual Suspects", and "American Beauty" ...

--Dobie Gray - 71 ♫Give me the beat boys / And free my soul / I wanna get lost in your rock 'n roll and drift away♫ (Note to kids today: Uncle Kracker is not the original singer of this R&B classic. That is all.)