CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (12/9/11): Felicity Huffman 49 - Lynette on "Desperate Housewives". William H. Macy gets to share his down there parts with this magnificent MILF. Lucky!

Although she's a beautiful woman, she's doesn't make a very attractive tranny ...

--Donny Osmond 54 - Former teen heartthrob and Tiger Beat cover boy and recent "Dancing with the Stars" champion ...

--Simon Helberg 31 - Howard Wolowitz on "The Big Bang Theory" ...

--Jesse Metcalfe 33 - The young studly gardener who used to share on-screen passions with Eva Longoria on "Desperate Housewives". He'll be playing Josh Henderson when TBS reboots "Dallas" next summer ...

--Dame Judi Dench 77 - James Bond's boss, M. ...

--Michael Dorn 59 - Best known for his portrayal of Lieutenant Commander Worf, the Klingon on "Star Trek: The Next Generation" . . .

--Beau Bridges 70 - Jeff's brother. He was the base commander on "Stargate SG-1" and Earl’s father on "My Name Is Earl" ...

--Kirk Douglas 95 -Iconic cleft-chinned actor best known for his roles in movies like "Spartacus," "Out of the Past" and "Lust for Life" and for fathering actor/director Michael Douglas ...

Although he never won an Academy Award, he was given an honorary Oscar in 1995. Here's a montage of Douglas' work with commentary from the man himself ...