Anyone who's lived in El Paso Texas, long enough, has heard of White Sands Missile Range. But does anyone know exactly what they do?

I know you may think I'm dumb for not knowing what they really do at White Sands MISSILE RANGE. I mean it's in the name, right? They do missile stuff.

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But what does that really entail, and are they working on stuff that could be dangerous?


Aliens?

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Photo by Miriam Espacio on Unsplash
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Nanotechnology?

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Photo by L N on Unsplash
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Super-Serum For Super-Soldiers?

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Photo by Alexander Jawfox on Unsplash
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Probably Not.

But that won't stop me from asking questions. These are the results I found after researching White Sands Missile Range just a little bit more.

WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE MISSION STATEMENT

"White Sands Missile Range, DoD's largest, fully-instrumented, open-air range, provides America's Armed Forces, allies, partners, and defense technology innovators with the world's premiere research, development, test, evaluation (RDT&E), experimentation, and training facilities to ensure our nation's defense readiness."

WHITE SANDS MISSILE RANGE VISION

"Be the premier open-air test range, for U.S. and Allied customers, delivering superior testing, evaluation, research, exercises, training, innovative products, and venues through a highly skilled and adaptive workforce. Always the best value; focusing on affordability and stewardship of resources, providing results that consistently exceed customer expectations while providing a high quality of life for our service members, civilians, and families.

If you happen to work at White Sands Missile Range you can message me or call the Buzz Adams Morning Show, because I really want to know what you do.  You're "VISION" references 'customers,' which seems kind of janky. Hit us up! I promise we're good at keeping secrets from thousands of people.

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