Jewelry for Your Cat’s Butt? Yes, It’s Really a Thing

If you’re one of those people who hate staring right into their cat's nasty place when it walks around with its tail up, know that it doesn’t have to be that way.

Because someone has invented the Twinkle Tush; a little blue sparkle jewel attached to a cord that you slip around your cat's tail, and just like that, your kitty’s unsightly poop shoot becomes a bedazzled treat for the eyes. Seriously, it’s a real product with an online commercial and a catchy jingle to go with it.

So if you love your cat, but don't love the view you get when it walks out of the room, cover up that back thing with some bling. And while you’re at it, get one for the wife too. J/K!