Hollywood Dirt – Kanye Calls Kim His ‘Joy’ + Mugshot of Squatter Who Lived in J.Lo’s Pool House & More

KANYE WEST CALLS KIM HIS JOY: We get to see a different side of KANYE WEST in the first preview clips of his sit down with his almost mother-in-law, KRIS JENNER. In one clip, West confesses that after his mother died, he felt he had no one to live for, but now lives for his KIM KARDASHIAN and their daughter, North.

In another, he defends his relationship with the reality star, and proclaims he loves Kim so much he's even willing to deal with the paparazzi for her. "She’s worth it to me. [Kim is] my joy. She brought my new joy into the world." The full interview airs on "Kris" later today.

UPDATE - SQUATTER LIVED IN J.LO'S POOL HOUSE IN PLAIN SIGHT: Police say the 49-year-old man who was arrested in Southampton, NY, earlier this month for allegedly sleeping in JENNIFER LOPEZ'S pool house for several days was basically hiding in plain sight.

John M. Dubis of Rhode Island was squatting at J.Lo's estate for a full week before he was caught, and word is the guy was living large walking around in full view of the neighbors and even posting pictures of himself all over the grounds on Facebook. And Jennifer's security team was on duty the whole time!

Someone finally figured out he wasn't supposed to be there and called the cops. He's been charged with stalking and felony burglary. Earlier this year Lopez took out a protective order against Dubis for contacting her mother.

SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION EVA LONGORIA: Four months after publicly declaring their coupledom, and two weeks after returning from a trip to Spain together, EVA LONGORIA and Ernesto Aguello have reportedly split.

TMZ says the couple, who met last year when he appeared as a contestant on her reality show, supposedly called it quits because of work commitments and distance; Eva lives and works in L.A. and Ernesto in Miami. On the other hand, other sources tell the site they’re not all the way done, “They’re just on hold for now.”

WATCH RIHANNA CUSS OUT FANS: RIHANNA was out shopping in New York City the other day and did not take kindly to a bunch of fans taking pictures. RiRi told them to, quote, "back it the fuck up."

CAMERON DIAZ AND JASON SEGEL MAY OR MAY NOT BE DATING: Depending on what which magazine or website you read, “Bad Teacher” co-stars CAMERON DIAZ and JASON SEGEL may or may not be more than just friends. Life & Style magazine claims the pair was spotted dining in East Hampton, New York earlier this week and later seen shopping for groceries. “They were at [upscale eatery] Nick and Toni's and seemed to be on a date,” a source tells the mag.

However, E! News says their source tells them they are not a thing and "not romantic at all towards each other, very casual and friendly." Just friends or not, they’ll be seeing a lot of each other for a few months as they are set to work together again in the upcoming movie, "Sex Tape."

TODAY IN CELEBRITY HAIR: Hey everyone, KELLY OSBOURNE has bangs. "Just cut a fringe aka bangs what do you guys think?" she Tweeted rhetorically before adding,  "I love them!!!"

ROBERT PATTINSON DISSES 'TWILIGHT' FANS, HATES BEING CALLED R-PATZ: Not only is ROBERT PATTINSON so over "Twilight," he doesn’t have anything nice to say about the films’ fans.

In the German edition of Interview magazine, Pattinson took a swipe at so-called Twihards saying, "What's really weird about Twilight fans is that they're not really teenagers. Most of them are older... Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with Twilight."

He's also can't stand his nickname "R-Patz." Rob said, "I'd like to strangle the guy who came up with it!" He wouldn't name that guy, only calling him "some fat celebrity blogger."