SPLITSVILLE - NO RECONCILIATION FOR COURTENEY COX AND DAVID ARQUETTE: This will bum you out if you've been rooting for DAVID ARQUETTE and COURTENEY COX to get back together -- it's not happening.

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David was asked in a radio interview yesterday if a reconciliation with Cox was possible, and he replied it wasn't because, quote, "that window is closed." He then revealed why it's closed. And her name is Christina McLarty. David said that he's IN LOVE with HER!!! He added that after he made that revelation to Courteney, "She was sad, we were both sad. We both cried."

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McLarty ... who was married to 'Girls Gone Wild's' Joe Francis for less than two months in 2010, is a special correspondent for 'Entertainment Tonight".

KARDASHIAN KAOS - KIM vs. KHLOE!!! WHO YOU GOT???: The gossip site Hollywood Life is claiming that KIM KARDASHIAN'S impending divorce is creating a rift within the money hungry family, and that things are especially bad between Kim and KHLOE.

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The two supposedly got into it during their trip to Australia last week. According to the source, quote, "Khloe was mad because Kim was trying to look sad [about her divorce]. She was telling Kim that people could see right through it, and Kim was only making things worse." The source adds that right now it's basically Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at the position she's put them all in. "Encouraged by her mom, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality."

KARDASHIAN KAOS - KIM vs. MARIAH CAREY!!! WHO YOU GOT???: Check out the jab MARIAH CAREY tossed Kim's way during a press conference for Jenny Craig the other day. (--Mariah is their newest spokesperson.)

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In a "20/20" interview last month, Mariah said she only trusts her husband NICK CANNON "sometimes." 'Access Hollywood' asked her to explain the comment last night and Mariah said, quote, "I'm a real person, I'm not going to put on a fake face for Hollywood. Sometimes we make each other mad, that's why we aren't divorced after four months."

COVER SHOT: Six months after welcoming twins Moroccan and Monroe, Mariah has lost 30 pounds. She's on the cover of the new Us Weekly showing off her size-6 short-shorts ...

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For comparison's sake, here are a couple of pics of Mariah at the press conference referenced above. Do you think she was Photo-shopped a bit for the Us Weekly cover, cuz she looks a bit thicker in the pics below, no?

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DAKOTA FANNING BANNED IN THE U.K.: DAKOTA FANNING is too hot for the U.K. Well, at least the 17-year-olds Lolita-inspired print ad for a perfume is ...

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The British Advertising Standards Authority took particular offense to the positioning of the perfume bottle between Dakota's legs, saying it "was sexually provocative" and "drew attention to her sexuality" and has banned the ad from it's shores.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. To me, there’s nothing funnier.” -- GEORGE CLOONEY in an interview with Rolling Stone. “[My friends and I] think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind," he adds.

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