CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (5/25/11): Mike Myers - 48  Actor, comedian best known for his roles in "Austin Powers", "Shrek", "Waynes World"  and, of course, "SNL" ...

He and his new wife are expecting their first child together later this year. Let's hope it comes out looking nothing like this ...

--Jamie Kennedy - 41  Actor, comedian most recently in "Ghost Whisperer", and who somehow used to get all smoove up in Jennifer Love Hewitt. How the hell did that happen? No, seriously, why was he ever allowed to soil her???!!!! ...

--Sir Ian McKellen - 72  Gandalf in "Lord of the Rings" and Magneto in "X-Men".  He'll reprise his role of Gandalf in the upcoming "Hobbit" movies ..

--Molly Sims - 38  Model, actress, former Old Navy spokesperson, and current Covergirl model.  She played James Caan's daughter on "Las Vegas" ...

--Demetri Martin - 38  He's the guy on "Important Things With Demetri Martin" on Comedy Central. 

Demetri True Dat Fact: He graduated from Yale, got in to New York University's law school, then made his parents proud by dropping out to be a comedian. True dat.

--Anne Heche - 42  She's won three Emmy's and has been in a ton of movies and television shows, but will always be remembered most for suddenly going lesbian in the late 90's and hooking up with Ellen DeGeneres for about three years, then going all mental after the break up in 2000.

She made headlines soon after the break up when she  knocked on the door of a home in Fresno, California, dazed and scantily clad, asking to take a shower, and then made herself at home. When the police arrived a short time later, she declared she was God and would take everyone back to heaven in her spaceship.

--Klaus Meine - 63   Lead singer of THE SCORPIONS.  Rocks like a hurricane ...

But only until the end of their current tour in 2012 or 2013.  Then the Scorpions will rock us no more.