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Top 5 Signs You Should Have Gone to the Maze of Madness Haunted House

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This is the time of year Halloween and horror fans visit their local haunted house attraction for some frightening seasonal scares. But not all haunted houses are as good as the Maze of Madness Haunted House.

Here are the Top 5 Signs You Made the Wrong Choice and Settled for a Bad Haunted House:

5. It’s just a bunch of guys running around in Joyce Wilson masks.

4. Instead of spending money on expensive zombie makeup, they simply hired meth addicts from Las Cruces.

3. Instead of a fog machine, they have a group of derelicts chain-smoking cigarettes in front of a fan.

2. The “deranged murderer” doesn’t wield an axe, he wields Axe Body Spray.

And  the #1 Sign You Made the Wrong Choice by Not Going To the Maze of Madness Haunted House and instead Settled for a Bad Haunted House

It’s just some fat dude wearing a sleep apnea mask.

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