MIKE'S FRIDAY MORNING MONOLOGUE (5/20/11): Mike's end of the week stab at being a late night TV comedian. This week, Mike clowns on Arnold Schwarzenegger, the end of the world proclamation, bin Laden and the Navy Seal Team that took him out, plus Mariah Carey, and more
WTW??? BIN LADEN HAD THE HOTS FOR WHITNEY!!!:Every day we're finding out more and more about Osama bin Laden's terror plots. Like that the Eiffel Tower and the U.S. Capitol were on his hit list. And, oh yeah, singer BOBBY BROWN, too!!!
'SNL' NAME CHECKS EL PASO - OPENS SHOW WITH PARODY OF HIS VISIT: "Saturday Night Live" didn't just mention El Paso this weekend, the NBC show opened with a five minute skit that lampooned President Obama's recent visit to the Sun City.
STUPID STUFF ON THE INTERNET: It's called "What's Osama Bin Watchin'?", and all it is the image of Osama bin Laden sitting on the floor watching TV that was taken from one of the videos they found during the raid on his compound
PHOTO OF THE DAY:The country’s a little on edge, I can understand that. We took down Osama bin Laden and naturally we're waiting for an Al Qaeda revenge attack. But have you seen this photo of a TSA agent looking inside a baby’s diaper – apparently for a bomb?
A week ago, we had a crappy economy, a President who looked like a one-termer, and what appeared to be a waning influence in the world. Then President Barak Obama sent in SEAL Team Six and blasted Osama bin Laden off the face of the earth.
Man Who Pledged Not To Shave Until Bin Laden Caught Finally Got To Shave ... Gary Weddle -- a science teacher at Ephrata Middle School in Ephrata, Washington -- vowed to his students on September 11th, 2001 that he would never shave his face again until OSAMA BIN LADEN was caught. And true to his word, he kept his vow.
STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE: It didn't take long after the news of Osama bin Laden's death broke before the late night t.v. guys and morning d.j's like yours truly, Mike Martinez, were letting the jokes fly. Here's my contribution:
Checking CNN.com and this story appears at a little after 9pm:
A senior U.S. official tells CNN Osama bin Laden was killed by the U.S. forces in a mansion outside the Pakistani capital of Islamabad. President Obama will address the nation regarding bin Laden's death.
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