SOFIA VERGARA vs. CHARO - WHO YOU GOT?: Before there was SOFIA VERGARA, there was another larger-than-life Latina hottie -- Spanish comedienne and flamenco guitarist CHARO. And she's apparently not a fan of the comparisons to the Colombian bombshell.

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When asked about Vergara by the Associated Press, Charo responded, quote, "Sofia Vergara is Charo with diarrhea." Yeah, I don't know what that means either. Anyway, at the "Machete Kills" movie premiere this past Wednesday, Univision asked Sofia how she felt about Charo's comment, and Sofia responded with kind of a backhanded dis. "Of course she doesn't like it. No one likes being compared with someone else, especially someone younger."

BABY POOP: Congratulations to HALLE BERRY and OLIVIER MARTINEZ, who welcomed their first child together on Saturday. There's no word yet on the baby boy's name.

BABY PICS: KIM KARDASHIAN hit up Instagram with a picture of baby North swaddled in a blanket ...


JESSICA SIMPSON posted a Twitter pic of herself with 3-month-old son Ace ...


JOSH DUHAMEL cuddled up with his "little guy", month-old son Axl, to watch some football yesterday and documented the male bonding on Instagram ...


ROSEANNE BARR vs. ASHTON KUTCHER AND 'TWO AND A HALF MEN'- WHO YOU GOT?: ROSEANNE has started a war of words against ASHTON KUTCHER and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing the duo of stealing one of her jokes.

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In an epic Twitter rant over the weekend, Rosanne attacked Ashton, calling him "an immoral thief of intellectual property," then blasted Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her old sitcom. She wrote, "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre... He went from being a drunken bum to an overbearing, arrogant thief.

The joke in question -- about going through menopause -- was spoken by Ashton in a recent episode. Roseanne says it came from one of her stand-up routines.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN/LAMAR ODOM MARRIAGE WATCH: It sounds like the chances of KHLOE KARDASHIAN and LAMAR ODOM saving their marriage is not good. TMZ reports that Khloe went nuts last week after Lamar went to their Tarzana home to pick up some clothes and she found drugs.  At some point during the visit, Khloe found a pipe and a baggie filled with crack, although the site doesn’t know if Lamar had the drugs on him or if they were in clothes he was picking up from the house.

Despite Lamar’s claims he was clean, Khloe reportedly called him a “liar,” and said, “I’m done with you.” Even though Khloe hasn’t taken legal steps to dissolve the marriage, sources say finding his stash “was the last straw.”

GEORGE CLOONEY'S EPIC PHOTOBOMB: That GEORGE CLOONEY, he's such a jokester. Check out the epic photobomb he pulled on JERRY SEINFELD and STEVEN SPIELBERG at an event on Thursday night.

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MOZEL TOV!: Six years and two children later, "The Voice" host CARSON DALY finally popped the question to longtime girlfriend, Siri Pinter. No word on when they plan to make their union legal.

2. DOT-MARIE JONES of "Glee" fame is now engaged to her longtime girlfriend Bridgett Casteen. Dot proposed to Bridgett near Disneyland Resort's Sleeping Beauty Castle in Anaheim, California on Friday.

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