LOHAN LUNACY: 1.) LINDSAY LOHAN is expected to be charged with felony grand theft this afternoon for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store in Venice, California.

She could face several years in prison if convicted. The L.A. D.A. also wants Lindsay to spend six months in the county jail for violating her probation. That's on top of any sentence she might receive for the alleged theft.

2.) According to TMZ, Linds is telling friends she'll plead not guilty, because she doesn't feel like she's done anything wrong. (--She continues to maintain the necklace was on loan.) As one source put it, Lindsay said, quote, "I'm pleading not guilty because I'm NOT."

3.) As if things couldn't get worse for Linds, we get word she's now being sued by a mobile tanning company which claims she stiffed them on a $40,000 bill.

PRINCE KICKS KIM KARDASHIAN OFF THE STAGE: The World Wide Web of Exaggeration was claiming yesterday PRINCE had, quote, "kicked KIM KARDASHIAN off the stage" at his final New York Madison Square Garden show Monday night after pulling her onstage to dance with him.

Many gossip sites were reporting that The Purple One quickly became disappointed with her when Kim just stood there acting all shy-girl so he told her to "Get off the stage!." But those reports weren't accurate. He DID tell her to "get off the stage", but "kicked her off" is a slight overstatement. Watch the video and I think you'll agree it was all done in a playfull manner. (--Watch it before Prince yanks if off YouTube.)

He pulls her up at the 1:00 mark and tells her to 'get off the stage' at around 1:19 ...

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: Kim later Tweeted a picture of herself NOT dancing, with this explanation: Quote, "I was so nervous I froze when Prince touched me!!!!"

JENNIFER ANISTON'S SECURITY DETAIL

DETAILS:  JENNIFER ANISTON must really fear for her safety because according to the New York Post, before she’d eat at a popular Dallas restaurant over the Super Bowl weekend she sent her 4-man security squad out to sweep the place ... not once, but twice!!!

The restaurant manager confirmed the bizarre security sweep, then added, “the only thing missing were the bomb-sniffing dogs.”  Had there been any, they would've probably sniffed out her last threee movies!!! Hi-YO!!!

PHOTO GALLERY: Yearbook Pictures of Famous Musicians ...

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CHRISTINA GETS A SHOT AT A WEB REDEMPTION: A Brooklyn, New York minor league baseball team has invited CHRISTINA AGUILERA to sing a do-over of the National Anthem at one of their games this season. No word from Xtina or her reps if she plans to take them up on it, but it's highly unlikely.

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ROMANCE REPORT: OLIVIA WILDE may not be a princess for much longer. She and her husband of eight years, Tao Ruspoli, have separated. And yes, he is an honest-to-God Italian prince.

The "House" actress wed when she was only 18 years old, which according to some, is the problem. "She feels she missed out on being single getting married so young, and wants to sow her wild oats."

BABY NEWS: It's a boy for Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend Christine Marinoni. They named him Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni. Christine, by the way, and not Cynthia carried the baby.

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP: SOFIA VERGARA ...