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Dependable. Forthright. Smells good. Has own fax machine. Uses furniture but doesn't trust it.  Likes to laugh and watch kittens and dogs do adorable people things. Sometimes just wants to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

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The KISS Wake-Up Crew
M-F 6:00 am - 10:00 am

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Mike’s the Stupid News: Man Shoots Girlfriend, Thought She Was a Hog

A Florida man shot his girlfriend on Saturday while out hunting with her. That's bad enough, but the reason he shot her is even worse:

Hollywood Dirt: the Kanye and Kim PDA Pics, the Katy Perry PDA Pics & More

BREAKING NEWS!!! KIM AND KANYE PUBLICLY DECLARE THEMSELVES A COUPLE!!!: Neither KIM KARDASHIAN nor KANYE WEST have commented publicly on their relationship status, but if it's true that a picture is worth a thousand words then they are sooooo ON!!!

Gotye: ‘Glee’ Version of ‘Somebody That I Used to Know’ Was ‘Dinky and Wrong’

Perhaps you’ve heard me say once or twice on the radio how much I loved the cover version of Gotye’s "Somebody That I Used to Know" recently performed on the show by ‘Glee’ cast member Darren Criss and guest star Matt Bomer. Well, Gotye apparently didn’t dig it as much I did.

Category: Music News

Stupid Stuff On the Internet: Celebrities Get the Bald Treatment [PHOTOS/LINK]

STUPID STUFF ON THE INTERNET: Some celebrities go bald for a movie role. Some go bald on their own over time. Others need to get the Photoshop treatment

Virtual El Paso: Transmountain [PHOTO]

EL PASO THROUGH THE EYE OF A CAMERA LENS: The poppies on Transmountain, submitted by Monica Dubrule

Category: Photos
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Hollywood Dirt: Jessica Simpson Still Pregnant, Chelsea Handler Puts Angelina Jolie on Blast & More

BABY POOP - JESSICA SIMPSON STILL PREGNANT: Word on the World Wide Web of Misinformation over the weekend was that JESSICA SIMPSON had given birth. She didn't.

Mike’s Morning Monologue: 4/20, Kim Kardashian & More [AUDIO]

MIKE’S FRIDAY MORNING MONOLOGUE (4/20/12): Mike’s end of the week attempt at being a late night TV comedian.

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Hollywood Dirt: Lindsay Lohan Gets Drink Thrown In Her Face + Katy Perry’s Alleged New Boyfriend & More

LINDSAY LOHAN INVOLVED IN ANOTHER BAR ALTERCATION: LINDSAY LOHAN is already facing allegations that she got into a fight at a club two weeks ago. Now, sources say she got into ANOTHER altercation at the same Hollywood nightclub on Wednesday night

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First Photos of the Hooker Who Took Down the Secret Service

By now you've probably heard how 11 of President Obama’s Secret Service agents prepping his trip to Colombia last week got drunk and hired a bunch of hookers, right?

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Relationship Report: The Best and Worst Compliments You Can Give a Woman

 A recent survey concluded that the best compliment a man can give a woman is "Have you lost weight?" The ladies also dig it when you complement the way they smell, their hair, or their eyes. You should, however, refrain from using any of the following 5 phrases or words, as they can be taken the wrong way

What Do You Miss Most About Going to Juarez? Here’s What You Told Mike and Tricia

The violence in Juarez has kept most of us from crossing the border as often as we used to. Many of us -- like me -- don't ever go at all anymore, which is a real shame because our sister city had so much to offer. Recently, on Mike and Tricia Mornings, we asked you to tell us what you missed most about being able to come and go across the border as we once pleased.

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Hollywood Dirt: Demi Comes Out of Hiding, Kim K. Konsiders Running for Mayor & More

WAIT, WHAT??? KIM KARDASHIAN TO RUN FOR MAYOR???!!!: Mayor KIM KARDASHIAN. Hey, it could happen.  TMZ claims that, quote, "there's a serious move in Glendale, California to make Kim its mayor"