The Hottest Pickup Lines To Help You Beat The Triple Digit Heat
Well, we got a break from those triple digit temperatures the past few weeks, but Mother Nature is ready to bring the heat back to the borderland.
Triple-digit heat is taking over the forecast this weekend starting with afternoon highs expected to reach 100 on Saturday! *Cries in Spanish*
Temperatures are expected to remain in the triple digits for the start of the work week as well.
To help you keep your mind off of this heat wave we’ll be experiencing this week, here are a few pickup lines that I hope will help you find a date to the pool this weekend. Use them at your own risk:
Iris’ Beat The Heat Pickup Lines:
- Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.
- Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
- Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
- Hey, if you can't take the heat then maybe you should just get out of your clothes!
- I hope there's a firefighter around because you're smoking hot.
- I’d like to dive into that body… of water.
- If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
And on a serious note, if you need a fan this Summer season, El Paso and Horizon Fire Departments will be offering free fans to locals in need. Dial 2-1-1 or Click Here for more details.