stupid criminals

Like most Texans with a taste for the mota, I keep my eyes open and I can spot an unmarked police car from a mile away. They're not that hard to spot if you know what to look for. This guy didn't know what to look for ...

Times are hard right now. Most people have been struggling to make ends meet these days, and the economy sure isn't helping. It's no surprise then, that theft has been on the rise.

These guys are idiots.

Check out the video a Fort Bliss sergeant posted of him showing off the one hundred dollar bills he allegedly made from selling meth to an undercover DEA agent.

These mugshots will probably be going into the Mugshot Hall of Fame.

Everyone always wants extras when they buy a car, but that usually means a sun roof or heated seats, not a door full of marijuana.

El Paso is a pretty safe city, but that doesn't mean that there aren't criminals out there. By 'out there', we mean wanted by the cops.

Hey babe, I didn't come home last night because a group of guys kidnapped me. And they had knives. And they cut me and beat me up. Call the cops, babe! Help me! Wait, wait... Did I say I was kidnapped? I meant, I was out with a bunch of co-workers. Female co-workers. Babe! Put that chancla down!

I know Instragramming photos of food is a thing, but if you’ve stolen a credit card, it’s probably not the best idea to post a picture of your illegal purchases. Four people in Northern California recently learned that lesson after breaking into several cars and stealing a charge card from one of them.