Mike’s the Stupid News: Prisoner Gets Paroled but Borrowed Cell Phone Gets Him Five More Years
DOH!: Dwayne Kennedy has been in prison in California since 1990. Originally for throwing a guy out of a moving car, then later has some extra time tacked on for stabbing a fellow inmate in 1994.
Finally, after more than ten years of being rejected, Kennedy got the word he’d done his time and was going to be paroled.