IT'S A BOY FOR SIMON COWELL - PEEP THE FIRST PICS: 54-year-old SIMON COWELL became a father for the first time on Valentine's Day. Cowell had to literally jet over to the hospital when he heard his girlfriend Lauren Silverman was in labor. Simon was in England when he got the news and hopped on a private jet to New York City.


Silverman gave birth to a baby boy, whom they named Eric in honor of Simon's father, who passed away in 1999. Although this is Simon's first kid, Lauren has another eight-year-old son from her marriage to Simon's friend, who she was still married to when Simon knocked her up. Awkward. In case the above photos haven't met your daily quota of adorbs, here are a few more of a beaming Simon taking his new baby home. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

KATY PERRY SPOTTED WITH RING ON 'THAT FINGER' - ARE SHE AND JOHN MAYER ENGAGED?!: KATY PERRY was spotted wearing something new and shiny on her ring finger while out with boyfriend JOHN MAYER on Valentine's Day. (PHOTO)

So are they engaged? Well, according to an E! insider, "they are really happy" and spent a lovely night together Friday dining and dancing and staring lovingly into each others eyes - but there is no announcement of the nuptial variety to share ... yet.

MUST SEE PHOTOS FROM MILEY CYRUS TOUR OPENING NIGHT: If you love the spectacle that is MILEY CYRUS then you must check out these photos from the opening night of her new tour. Includes are pics of her riding a giant hot dog, a female dwarf dressed as a joint and Miley getting down on her knees in front of a guy in a Bill Clinton mask. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

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ROMANCE REPORT - EVA LONGORIA CAUGHT SHARING KISS WITH NEW MAN: EVA LONGORIA and Jose Antonio Baston have been dating for a few months now, but have mostly kept it out of the limelight. This weekend, though, paparazzi caught them holding hands and kissing like a couple of love-struck teenagers after having brunch with friends in Santa Monica, California. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Baston is president of Televisa, Latin America's largest media company.

KANYE WEST RAPS ABOUT IMPREGNATING KIM'S FACE - WAIT, WHAT?!: KANYE WEST doesn't just show his love to KIM KARDASHIAN by buying her all kinds of expensive things, and shuttling her all over the world. He also does it by rapping about impregnating her face. No joke.

He does just that on a new remix of BEYONCÉ'S "Drunk In Love". In it he raps about the moment he first knew Kim was the woman he wanted to marry. The lyrics are less-than family-friendly, but here's a hint: Kanye wasn't the one down on his knees.

[That cowgirl, you reverse that cowgirl / You reverse, you reverse, and I impregnated your mouth, girl, ooooh / That's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl / We [effin] all over the house, girl, we just messed up a brand new couch, girl.]

Is this supposed to be romantic? Because if this is how I chose to "compliment" my wife, I don't think she'd be impressed.

Beyonce was evidently proud of that verse because she posted a short video of it on her Instagram account.

MAZEL TOV! CHRISTINA AGUILERA + CHARLIE SHEEN GET ENGAGED!: There were two high profile celebrity engagements this weekend. On Friday, Valentine's Day, CHRISTINA AGUILERA and her boyfriend Matt Rutler got engaged. Christina posted a picture of the ring on her finger, along with the caption, quote, "He asked and I said . . ."


The couple met when he was working as a production assistant on her 2010 movie "Burlesque". This will be Christina's second marriage.

Meanwhile ... CHARLIE SHEEN will be making his fourth trip down the aisle. Charlie proposed to former porn star Brett Rossi on Saturday, after flying her to Hawaii on a private jet. She told TMZ Sheen "was a gentleman and got down on one knee," adding, "He's my best friend and my soulmate."(PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Charlie was married to Donna Peele from 1995 to 1996, DENISE RICHARDS from 2002 to 2006, and Brooke Mueller from 2008 to 2011.

ROSIE PEREZ SHADES JENNIFER LOPEZ - CALLS HER 'GHETTO': ROSIE PEREZ has some unflattering things to say about JENNIFER LOPEZ in her memoir, "Handbook for an Unpredictable Life"

Back when J.LO was actually from the block, she was chosen to be one of the dancers on "In Living Color," and according to Perez, Lopez was less than a dream to work with. Rosie, who was a choreographer on the show, alleges creator KEENAN IVORY WAYANS didn't want to hire the "chubby" and "corny" Lopez but that she convinced him too, if Jennifer "dropped 20 pounds and cut her hair." (PHOTO)

But after Lopez got the job, Rosie says it was all downhill from there. “All of the girls were coming into my office complaining how she was manipulating wardrobe, makeup, and me, all to her advantage,” Perez writes. At first, Lopez claimed the other girls were just jealous, but then she dropped her “sweet-girl act” and “went off” on Perez like “some ghetto biatch, screaming and pounding her chest!” writes Perez. It's been a feud ever since. All the juicy details are in Perez's new book, which hits shelves on February 25th.

BABY POOP: JOHN KRASINSKI -- aka Jim on "The Office" -- became a first time daddy over the weekend. His wife EMILY BLUNT gave birth to a daughter yesterday. They named her Hazel.

CELEBRITY VALENTINE'S DAY ROUND UP: MARIAH CAREY got almost naked, KIM KARDASHIAN got a ton of flowers, but not as many as JORDIN SPARKS, and KELLY CLARKSON got a massage. How did your Valentine's Day stack up?

1. West surprised Kim with 1,000 red roses on Valentine's Day. Above is the pic she posted of herself surrounded by some of them. But he got seriously owned by JASON DERULO who sent ten thousand roses to the hotel suite girlfriend Jordin Sparks was staying in. Below is a pic of the insanity he Tweeted with the caption, "I only wish I could have fit 10,000 more in here." Jordin took some of the flowers home, but donated the rest to hotel staff and guests.

2. NICK CANNON'S Valentine's present was Mariah Carey in a candy bra. Lucky bastard.

3. KELLY CLARKSON got dinner and a massage from hubby Brandon Blackstock. She tweeted of the romantic gestures, "My husband is making me Valentine's dinner & he set up massages 4 us both. Also, he took Valentine's gifts 2 his kids @school. I love him." We would too.

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