Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas
It’s go time. Zero hour. Halloween is upon us!
For some people, it’s the time to put the finishing touches on the costumes they’ve meticulously planned for weeks or even months. For others, it’s a panicked dash to put together something, anything, that will LOOK like they’ve put a lot of effort into.
It’s for these people that I’ve created this list of Last Minute Costume Ideas.
First, for people looking for a single, non-couple costume:
Buy some bun-length hotdogs. Put them on your fingers and go as the hot dog finger people from “Everything, Everywhere, all at Once”. Could also work as a group contest.
If you’re a bald white guy, go as the Rock’s Caucasian Wax Figure.
Knife-dancing Britney Spears.
Sexy Donna Kelce
Joe Biden’s dog Commander Biting Victim
Zombie Mitch McConnell (basically, Mitch McConnell)
Post-Op Vince McMahon
Gay Pride Parade Mike Pence
Prison Orange Sam Bankman-Fried
Now, for some couples' costume ideas (that aren’t Barbie and Ken or Taylor and Travis)
She goes as Amber Heard. He goes as the poop emoji
Lauren Boebert and Beetlejuice
Alec Baldwin and a female cinematographer
Gender-swap Ken and Barbie
New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez and his wife as Pharaoh and Cleopatra
The two kids who found all the blow in “Cocaine Bear”
Apology-tour Ashton and Mila Kunis
Oppenheimer and Einstein