Dak Lists Post Malone Tracks in Presser
Rapper Post Malone is a pretty big Dallas Cowboys fan. And, judging from this press conference, Dak Prescott is an even bigger fan of Post Malone.
Dak decided to sneak as many song titles from Posty’s “F-1 Trillion” album.
“F-1 Trillion” is Malone’s first country album and it’s got more country collaborations on it than Post has tattoos on his face. Some of the songs Dak name-checks from the album are collaborations with Lainey Wilson, Luke Combs and Tim McGraw.
In the following clip, when Dak begins the conference by asking someone to “Pour me a Drink” that’s actually the title of a song Post Malone does with Blake Shelton. Check it out…
So, how did Dak do? Well, as he was walking off the dais he asked someone how many he got. “Eight”, was the reply. Dak seemed pretty satisfied with that number, even giving himself a little fist pump to celebrate.
However…there are 27 tracks on F-1 Trillion. Eight for twenty-seven may be good for listing album tracks, but it’s barely even a quarter of the available targets. But even the worst NFL quarterbacks complete over 50 percent of all thrown passes. Dak is putting up Will Levi numbers here!
Sure, “California Sober” (with Chris Stapleton) and “Hide My Gun” (with Hardy) would have been difficult to shoe-horn into a press conference. Actually, both of those titles would have made more sense 30 years ago with Michael Irvin alluding to his off-field activities. But, Dak should have been able to connect on “I Had Some Help” (with Morgan Wallen), and “Back to Texas” should have been a gimme.
As a Cowboy fan, Post Malone should have included a song called, “Just Pay Ceedee Lamb, Already”.