WATCH - MILEY NAKED AND CRYING: If you thought MILEY'S MTV VMA performance was a bit out there, just wait until you see her new music video for "Wrecking Ball." In it, she gets naked and straddles a wrecking ball, licks a sledgehammer, and cries. But, hey, at least she doesn't twerk! What do you think of Miley's latest desperate plea for attention?

If you'd rather not have to watch the video just to see Miley's goodies ... you can check out a few screengrabs HERE, HERE, and HERE.

TODAY IN CELEBRITY WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS: If the above is not enough Miley for you, here's a pic of one of her girls making a break for it outside a Paris radio station yesterday. Of course, if you're going to wear a top with cutouts where the breasts go, you almost have to expect one of them is going to go all Braveheart "freedom" on you. (PHOTO)

BEYONCE narrowly avoided a wardrobe mishap herself when a button on her already low-cut one-piece popped open during a night out with JAY Z in Italy. Sadly, Bey noticed it before she revealed too much. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

SHARON OSBOURNE REVEALS FLING WITH ... JAY LENO?!: Before there was the Prince of Darkness, SHARON OSBOURNE was with the King of Late Night. Wait, what? On yesterday's episode of The Talk, Sharon revealed that she once had a fling with JAY LENO. The confession came during her show's week long "Big Secret" segment.


She said it happened in the late '70s, when she was 25, and had just moved to America. "I had met my husband [Ozzy], but we weren't together. We were just friends. I didn't have a boyfriend. I never did date a lot at that time, anyway, because I was not very dateable." After seeing Jay perform at a comedy club, she explained, "one thing led to another. He came to my house and met me, and then we had a little fling. The fling was more fling for me and not fling enough for him." Sharon admitted that Jay was a good kisser, but she couldn't remember what the sex was like because "it was so long ago." Code for "it was so bad I've chosen to wipe it from memory" -- am I right, ladies?

WATCH GWYNETH PALTROW AND HER DAUGHTER ALMOST GET HIT BY SCHOOL BUS: School has just begun, but it almost ended for GWYNETH PALTROW'S daughter Apple -- when her mother recklessly zoomed in front of a moving school bus while driving with the nine-year-old on the back of a scooter.

Gwyn and hubby CHRIS MARTIN were picking up their kids from an L.A. school last week on their respective Vespas, when Paltrow was caught on video coming within inches of crashing into the school bus. (PHOTO) (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

Fortunately, the bus driver was paying attention and slammed on the brakes before colliding with mother and daughter. Gwynnie, however, didn't even seem to notice or care as she scooted away.

LEAH REMINI OPENS UP ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY DEPARTURE: LEAH REMINI was on yesterday’s "Ellen DeGeneres Show" and she opened up for the first time about her recent departure from the Church of Scientology.

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“Over time, my eyes open, and I just could no longer be affiliated with the organization, and my family felt the same, so we left,” she explained. When asked if she was okay, Remini replied, “It’s hard. We have lost friends that can no longer talk to us.” She added, “And these are friends that we’ve had for dozens of years, but I have great friends, other friends that are not in the Church, that have stood by us, and our family is stronger, we’re together, and that’s all I could ask for.”

Ellen, doing what Ellen does best, later lightened the mood. While Leah demonstrated an alcoholic beverage dispensing bra, Ellen quipped, "I'm thinking you got kicked out of Scientology!".

ANGELINA JOLIE SHOWS OFF NEW TAT: ANGELINA JOLIE has a new tattoo. Jolie was spotted in Australia (where she's directing her new movie) walking around in a black t-shirt that showed off a new arm tat. (PHOTO)

The ink runs down the lower part of her right arm, and appears to be Arabic writing. Angelina already has about 17 tattoos, including the geographical coordinates of her children’s birthplaces. (PHOTO)

TODAY IN CELEBRITY HAIR: RIHANNA; business in the front, party in the back!

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Meanwhile ... KRISTIN STEWART was photographed displaying a noticeable bald spot on the right side of her scalp. According to London's Daily Mail, worried friends attribute it to stress and her recent split from ROBERT PATTINSON. (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

BABY POOP: MARIO LOPEZ'S wife Courtney Mazza gave birth to their second child on Monday. The proud papa Tweeted out the news along with a pre-birth photo...