BABY POOP - BLUE IVY MAKES CHART HISTORY: BEYONCE and JAY-Z's daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, isn't even a month old and she's already made musical history. The baby, who can be heard crying on her father's new song "Glory", just became the youngest person to debut on the chart. The song, which was released less than 48 hours after her birth, entered the Billboard Hot R&B/Hip Hop songs chart at no.74 yesterday.

In other Bey baby news … The New York Daily News is reporting that the New York State Health Department investigated and subsequently dismissed complaints from parents who claimed they were mistreated by staff at Lenox Hill hospital while Beyonce was giving birth. A spokesperson for Lenox said that it will conduct it’s own internal investigation. As previously reported, several parents are considering filing suit against the hospital, claiming that they were neglected by the staff and even prevented from visiting their newborns, because of Beyonce's security peeps.

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - JENNIFER LOPEZ GIVES HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN ALLOWANCE!!!: According to Star magazine, JENNIFER LOPEZ’s boy toy is every bit the kept man we’ve all believed him to be. Her solution to not having to pay for everything everywhere they go is to give Casper Smart a $10,000-a-week allowance so he has his own cash. But there's a condition: He has to use some of it on her.

The Star’s source says, quote, "She hated having to whip out her credit card every time they go to dinner. Jen figured it's easier to give Casper a weekly stipend, and she thought $10,000 was a nice round number.” Adds the source, "Jen is hoping Casper won't think twice about buying presents for her kids or whisking her off for a surprise weekend getaway."

MARC ANTHONY supposedly knows this is going on, by the way, and he's not happy about it. But Jen doesn’t care. The source says Jennifer, quote, "loves that he's freaking out about it."

RELATIONSHIP REPORT - DID JENNIFER ANISTON GET A PURSE WHEN SHE WANTED A RING???!!!: The rarely-if-ever-reliable "In Touch Weekly" is claiming that JENNIFER ANISTON and JUSTIN THEROUX had a massive blowout over the holidays because he picked the wrong Christmas gift.

Jennifer, you see, was allegedly expecting an engagement ring -- but supposedly instead got A PURSE!!! The rag’s source says, quote, "She was all set to say yes. She was stunned. She started fighting with Justin, and the fight lasted for days." “In Touch” claims it got so bad Justin went to stay at a friend's apartment.

MAZEL TOV!!! - HALLE BERRY GETTING MARRIED FOR THIRD TIME: HALLE BERRYis ready to try her hand at marriage again. According to both Us Weekly and People magazine, the actress has gotten engaged to French actor Oliver Martinez,whom she met last year on the set of the movie "Dark Tide".

Oliver reportedly popped the question with a diamond-and-emerald engagement ring over the holidays. This will be Halle's THIRD trip down the aisle. She was previously married to former baseball player David Justice and R & B singer Eric Benet. She has a three-and-a-half-year-old daughter Nahla with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.

MAZEL TOV!!! - 86 YEAR OLD DICK VAN DYKE IS GETTING MARRIED: Television/film legend DICK VAN DYKE is doing what all rich, old men SHOULD do ... he's marrying a woman who's less than half his age. The 86-year old says, quote, "All my contemporaries are going out and playing golf. And I'm marrying a beautiful girl." He adds, "I'm telling you, I'm having the greatest retirement. " Yeah, you’re 86 and getting married to a woman 47 years younger than you.Of course you’re enjoying your retirement!!!

 CELEBRITY TATTS: DOLLY PARTON just got a brand new tattoo right smack dab in between her girls, and showed it off at the red carpet premiere of her new movie. I just hope this doesn't cause people to stare!

WATCH - KIEFER SUTHERLAND DRUNK ON STREETS OF L.A.: Check out a stone-cold drunk KIEFER SUTHERLAND stumbling around the streets of downtown Los Angeles Tuesday. Fortunately for us pepos it was caught on video ...