Hilarious Responses For When You Want Someone to Leave Your House

Have you ever had trouble trying to get people to leave your house at an appropriate time? Sometimes people can't take a hint and overstay their welcome.

What do you do when you find yourself in a situation like that? We decided to take it to Facebook where I know everyone has an opinion. This time, we asked you to "tell us to leave your house without using the word 'leave'" because, you know, just saying "leave!" is kind of rude.

We got some really great comments, here are some of my favorites:

I really like how proper Paola got!

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There was quite a few of "you don't have to go but you can't stay here" which is hilarious, also there were more than one suggestion for "it's naked time!"

I really love the responses of "welp, *slaps both knees and stands up" because that's usually my go to!

The ones below had me dying- specifically the "Is that the ice cream truck I hear?"

Michael Carrasco really has it down- that entire statement can make some people run to the hills!

I have to be honest, I don't think I had ever heard anyone say "kick rocks"- is that an actual way people say to leave?

That Uber comment is gold and I feel like I could use that sometime!

I know people who have used the "I'm going to bed" comment and people STILL didn't leave!

These were just some of my favorites, and I'm really considering using the Uber one in the future! Y'all got so creative with these that it makes me believe you actually use these on guests who overstay their welcome.