Check out These 6 Houses in El Paso Selling for More than $1 Million
It's nice to pretend, right? Right now, I'm pretending I could afford these incredible million dollar homes for sale in El Paso when, in reality, I'd be honored just to walk through them! Want to see what a million bucks will get you in the Sun City? Check out these incredible listings.
6576 Laramie Ridge Ln
This stunning, 5-bedroom home sits on two acres of land and boasts Viking kitchen appliances and travertine and wood flooring. Forget all the incredible amenities inside like the theater room, we'd spend 100% of our time outside looking at that stunning view. Is this how the 1% lives?
737 Emory Rd
Haven't you always wanted a grand staircase in your entryway, just like Cher from Clueless? Us, too! This 6-bedroom behemoth is nearly 10,000 square feet in size and has an indoor swimming pool. Someone spot us a million bucks. Scratch that -- 1.2 million, please.
4905 Olmos St
Excuse me while I pass out from jealousy. This house has everything I need -- a wine room, a pool, and quite possibly the largest, most organized closet in El Paso. Is this what love is? It has a gym, too, so you'll save like, I don't know, $40 bucks a month on your fitness membership. See? You're already saving money on this one.
817 Forest Willow Circle
I'm not saying this is the house from The Secret Garden, but there's a lot of amazing foliage here. This home boasts 5 bedrooms and approximately a billion plants (not an exact estimate), which is a luxury in El Paso. Besides the incredible pool, a private garden, an incredible outdoor living space, and much more, there's a life-sized John Wayne poster in the bathroom to watch you brush your teeth. Disclaimer: Poster may require extra negotiations.
1205 Calle Alta Drive
If bathrooms make a house, then this house is paradise. With 8 washrooms to choose from, you could quite literally shower in a different place every night of the week. If bathrooms aren't your thing, maybe this massive kitchen, big enough for two, huge islands, is more your style. Huge kitchen, tons of bathrooms, let's have Thanksgiving dinner here from now on.
722 Los Miradores Drive
You guys. You guys.... THIS. VIEW. OMG. You guys. It has 5 bedrooms, but I'd never use a single one. I'd set up a cot in this living room and constantly stare across this incredible El Paso landscape. In fact, I'd quit my job so I could dedicate more staring time to this view. It's got a pool and a home theater, but did I mention the view? If houses had slogans, this one would be 'Where Sunsets Happen.'
There's no shortage of incredible homes in El Paso and just as soon as that Nigerian prince sends me that $5 million be promised me, I'll be the proud owner of several of these!