Eggflation Got You Down? These Pickup Lines Will Lift You Up

Eggs. I have a love/hate relationship with them mainly because the prices of eggs in El Paso and across the U.S. are so expensive these days!!

Just last year it was reported that The reason for these increases in egg prices is the bird flu which was killing millions of chickens.

Now, I can’t help with any of this but what I can help with is trying to take your mind off of these increasing egg prices with some egg-inspired pickup lines.

READ MORE: National Egg Day 2025

Use these next time you’re out at the grocery store shopping for eggs or out at the bar to break the ice with someone who has caught your attention.

Whatever the scenario is, use these egg-inspired pickup lines with caution.

Egg-Inspired Pickup Lines:

• Are you a fried egg? Because you are sizzling hot and I want to turn you over.
• You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.
• Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.
• I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.
• Is your dad a chef? Because he created a masterpiece from two eggs
• Excuse me, can I get some green eggs and DAMN YOU’RE CUTE!
• Will you be the sauce on my egg roll?
• I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you eggcellent.
• How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?
• Baby, your bacon, my eggs!

Click here for more of Iris’ Pickup Lines.