Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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A Timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshots
If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.
10 Odd Celebrity Hookups You Probably Didn’t Know About
Hollywood is a pretty incestuous place, and with all that hooking up going on, it's not surprising that some very odd combinations have occurred. And quite a few of those couplings happened so long ago -- or were over so quickly -- that they often escaped mass media attention.
So...
Tenna Torres Wins Over Judges With Flawless Rendition of ‘You’ve Got a Friend’ on ‘American Idol’
When we first heard about a supposed feud between 'American Idol' judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, we couldn't help but smile. Why? Because we knew it was going to make for great television, that's why!
Bill Clinton Makes a Surprise Appearance at the 2013 Golden Globes [VIDEO]
Color us delighted when former President Bill Clinton made a surprise appearance at the 2013 Golden Globes to present 'Lincoln,' one of the night's nominated films, and received a standing ovation in the process.
Will.i.Am Explains Britney Spears’ British Accent on ‘Scream and Shout’
If you haven't heard 'Scream and Shout' by Will.i.am and Britney Spears by now, then you're seriously missing out on some catchy music ... and Brit's accent during the verses. That alone makes it worth the listen, right?
Listen to Ashlee Simpson’s New Song ‘Bat for a Heart’ in Full
Three weeks ago, a snippet of Ashlee Simpson's newest single 'Bat for a Heart' found its way on the web, and we scooped it up faster than a newly single member of One Direction. But now the song is here in its entirety!
Odd Jobs Celebrities Had Before They Were Famous
Some celebrities pop up overnight, helped along by a star-making performance that makes it seem as if they came out of nowhere. But before all that fame and glamour and easy money, plenty of celebs had to actually workto make ends meet -- and a lot of them had some pretty bizarre occupations along the way...
Britney Spears Struts to ‘Gasoline’ in Finalized Fantasy Twist Commercial
If you think like we do, you would've thought the commercial for Britney Spears' Fantasy Twist perfume was out already, right? Well.... color us wrong.
Is This Joe Simpson’s Boyfriend?
When news broke that Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's parents Tina and Joe were divorcing after 34 years of marriage, it threw everyone for a curveball. But when allegations of Joe Simpson coming out as gay surfaced, and that he was rumored to be dating a 21-year-old model, things really got interesting.
Eva Longoria Dumps Mark Sanchez
Looks like one of Hollywood's most notorious cougars has cast aside another cub: Actress Eva Longoria, 37, and New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, 25, are kaput.
Today in Celebrity Wombs: Megan Fox Transforms Into a Mother
It's official -- Megan Fox is now a MILF.
The 'Transformers' actress and her husband, '90210' actor Brian Austin Green (yeah, we're not sure how that happened either), welcomed a baby boy named Noah Shannon Green on Sept. 27.
Chris Brown Gets Grizzly With Long Hair in Instagram Picture
It looks like Chris Brown is taking a much needed break from the drama surrounding his love life.