Apparently, this all started about a block from my house.

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DAY OF THE CRASH

Overnight last Thursday, August 4th, EPPD attempted to stop a car on Montoya for having an expired registration. Instead of stopping, the Mercury Grand Marquis slowed while three individuals jumped out and fled into the (MY!!!) neighborhood.

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The Grand Marquis takes off and the police lose them. THEN, the vehicle was spotted nearby at a convenience store. Police tried to stop them, but again the driver in the Mercury takes off.

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THE CRASH

Moments later, the suspect hits two cars at the corner of Mesa and Osborne, which is about HALF a block from the Westside police station.

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THE UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS

So, the police find “several” undocumented migrants in the trunk of the Mercury. The driver turned out to be a 15-year-old girl.  KTSM reported that 9 people were taken to the hospital.

That doesn’t necessarily mean there were 8 migrants in the trunk. Just out of the three vehicles involved, nine ended up at the hospital, only one with more than minor injuries.

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DOOGIE HOWSER OF COYOTES

But, how about the 15-year-old? They say kids these days are afraid of work. But here’s a young lady who’s not even OLD enough to have a driver’s license and she is already the wheelman in what sounds like a pretty big human smuggling operation.

Of course, it’s all illegal and immoral and innocent people could have been killed.  But, by criminal standards, she’s like a 12-year-old that skips junior high and goes directly to med school. She’s like the Doogie Howser of Baby Drivers.

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But, seriously, they should check into her situation AND find out what her parents were doing while all this was going on.

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