Vault of Comedy: Charlie Sheen Visits the Trademark Office

FROM THE VAULT OF COMEDY:  Charlie Sheen has applied for trademarks on 22 of his catchphrases, including “Duh, Winning”, “Tiger Blood”, and the two phrases that make up the title of his live show, “Violent Torpedo of Truth” and “Defeat Is Not an Option.” 

Our hidden microphone was there when he went to the Trademarks Office ...