paula deen

There were weeks of planning, secret private plane rides, keeping a huge secret from network execs and production staff, a super secret operation worthy of James Bond, and the whole thing was almost tanked by Paula Deen.

Food Network star Paula Deen found herself under fire when allegations of racism and sexual harassment came to light from a recent deposition. In turn she lost her job and was unable to save face, even with a strange series of apology videos and asking people to throw rocks at her. Yet after all that, the judge has thrown out the claim filed against Deen for some intriguing reasons.

Feast your eyes on this! This slightly disturbing drawing is the cover of the forthcoming Paula Deen biography from Bluewater Comics.

Within the past couple of weeks, Paula Deen has gone from bad to worse. Now don't get me wrong, I am an avid fan of hers, but I believe I can speak on behalf of hundreds - if not thousands - of people by saying, "Paula Deen, please get your act together."

Despite her efforts to save face -- with not one but two apology videos -- that deposition stemming from a lawsuit which revealed her casual use of the n-word (as well as other seemingly racist actions) has cost Paula Deen her job at the Food Network.

MIKE’S FRIDAY MORNING MONOLOGUE (01/20/12): Mike’s end of the week attempt at being a late night TV comedian. This week, Mike brings the snark down on Paula Deen, the cowardly cruise ship captain, Governor Rick Perry, and more