Justin Bieber Has a Message for Fathers of His Female Fanbase
Dads of the world, don’t be afraid of your teenage daughter’s love and lust for heartthrob Justin Bieber. The Biebs is clean cut, wholesome and the type of guy you should want your little girl to bring home for you to meet. The Biebs knows this, and he uses it to his, uh, advantage in his latest commercial for his best-selling ‘Someday’ fragrance.
The Biebs invites the discerning dads of his fans for a little video sit down, a la Vito Corleone in ‘The Godfather.’ He is seated next to a framed, faceless photo. Insert your daughter’s pic, mentally.
The Biebs, clearly self-aware in this video and showing an amazing sense of humor, says matter-of-factly, “Your daughter wanted us to chat. We got off on the wrong foot. I get it. I have a full head of hair. I am a huge megastar.” Not the way to clear the air, JB! But we get it. He’s being funny.
But he has an even better point, one that should quickly win the approval of dads-of-teenage-girls the world over when he says, “It could be a lot worse. Think about it. Guys her age. Remember when you were that age? Exactly.” The Biebs isn’t looking too much like a foe or a target anymore, now is he?
He continued, “I am a great distraction. Someday, you might even thank me.” That was a thinly veiled reference to his fragrance. Did ya catch it? Yeah, you did.
He closed out the commercial by saying, “So next time you hear her scream my name, relax, it’s better
than her screaming ‘Joey,’ who lives next door. Am I right?”
Oh Biebs, you are right. You just won the approval of the sire of every Belieber out there.
Watch the Justin Bieber ‘Someday’ Commercial