Is Nicolas Cage A Vampire?
True Blood on HBO is my favorite thing on tv, but it’s over for the season. People say vampires aren’t real, but I think a photo that was found recently of Nicolas Cage proves that theory wrong!
This photo is of Nic Cage in the Civil War! I mean, who else looks like this? The only thing that’s wrong with this picture is the vampires on True Blood are much better looking. I think Nic needs to feed to get his mojo back!
If you have a spare billion dollars, by the way, the photo can be yours!
Here’s a closer up view….