I know vampires and other undead creatures are all the rage right now, but really, you should avoid dating zombies, and not just because they are mostly dead...

A guy named Matt Mogk, who sounds like he has some experience in these matters, wrote a book called 'Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Zombies', and he thoughtfully wrote down the five top reasons to avoid the Zombie chat rooms on internet dating sites!  Check it out - really, it's for your own good...