Sarah Jessica Parker - 47  Carrie Bradshaw ...

--Elton John - 65   Ba-ba-ba Bennie and the Jetssssssssss

Aretha Franklin - 70  The Queen of Soul

She's lost a ton of weight since undergoing some secret surgery she won't talk about other than to say it wasn't a Gastric Bypass. Check out how big she was before ...

--Marcia Cross - 50  Bree on "Desperate Housewives". Red heads RAWK!!! ...

--Danica Patrick - 30  Auto racing's female superstar.

She's also a "Go Daddy Girl". Cuz she's Super Sexy like dat ...

--Lisa Gay Hamilton - 48  Used to be on "The Practice", and that TNT show "Men of a Certain Age". Movie-wise, she was most recently in that movie "Beastly" as the beast's loyal maid.

--Brenda Strong - 52  She plays Mary Alice Young, the woman who killed herself and now narrates "Desperate Housewives". Total MILF! Very classy looking. Loves her!