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Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
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New Research Shows Incest Killed Off Neanderthals

Scientists say recent evidence suggests that it was likely the incestuous ways the Neanderthals that led to their extinction.

study published in the journal Nature shows the genetic structure of the parents of a female that lived 50,000-years ago are close enough to be considered brother and sister, first cousins or uncle and niece...

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This Wild Drunken Santa Street Brawl Will Bring You Holiday Cheer [VIDEO] [NSFW]

 

With just about a week left until Christmas, we thought it was about time we get serious about spreading some much needed holiday cheer to our loyal lunatic patrons. And what a better way for us to relish in this joyous time of year than to show you a video of a full blown, knock-down-drag-out Santa fight.

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New Research Shows People Could Live to Be 500-Years-Old

With the help of modern medicine, the average human lifespan has increased exponentially over the past few centuries, but now a group of mad scientists predict that a recent breakthrough could hold the answer to keeping humans alive a lot longer – for 500 years...

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Satanic Group Proposes Child Friendly Shrine Outside State Capitol

Satanists have requested to build a shrine outside the Oklahoma state Capitol alongside a monument marking the Ten Commandments, and representatives for the Satanic organization say they are “optimistic” that it will be approved.

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New Study Shows Girls With Big Booty’s Are Smarter and Healthier

Women with big rear ends are smarter and healthier than their boney butt counterparts, as a new study shows that all that pushin’ cushion actually protects against diabetes and heart disease, as well as promotes well-developed brain function.

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New Impotence Remedy Ads Portray Animals Having Sex With Women [PHOTOS]

The idea that a new impotence remedy has emerged from Thailand that makes an erection on Viagra look like a wet spaghetti noodle is no surprise to us. However, the fact that the company responsible for producing this boner concoction intends to market their product using a series of print ads depicting wild animals diddling naked women... well, we have to admit, that is a bit disturbing.

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New Sandy Hook Video Game Allows Players to Become Adam Lanza

As much as it may be in bad taste, it should come as no surprise that some degenerate programmer has released a new video game that simulates a school massacre, specifically the incident at Sandy Hook.

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Sex Positive: A Healthy Sexual Appetite Doesn’t Make You a Slut

For some, the thought of being “sex positive” may sound more like a counter culture of promiscuous flesh fiends infecting every willing partner with a vicious strain of Siamese jungle clap rather than what it actually is – just having a strong and positive outlook towards bumping uglies, knocking boots, beatin’ cheeks, doing the no-pants-dance, muff-humping, or just simply having sex...

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