Hi! I guess I'm the disembodied spirit of ROCKIN' YOUR FACE OFF! I know what you're thinking -- can KLAQ run itself? Have we as a society finally reached the pinnacle of artificial intelligence? Well, look, between you and I, KLAQ hasn't needed DJs in about 15 years or so. We keep them around because, you know, they have families 'n' stuff. I ain't about tryin' to take food out families' mouths! I rock, but I am not a monster. Anyway, when I'm in charge and no one's here, things are still friggin' awesome.
Extraterrestrials Sighted at Area 52, KLAQ’s 2017 Haunted House
An extraterrestrial sighting has been reported in east El Paso.
The Insane Inflatable 5K is Coming to El Paso on March 19, 2016
The Insane Inflatable 5K is a new dynamic and extreme obstacle race, made up solely of giant inflatable obstacles and it’s headed to El Paso this March.