Watch the 2016 Sun City BaconFest Eating Contest End Within Seconds

The rules sound simple. We've dangled four strips of bacon from a string. Our contestants have to eat the bacon off the string using only their mouths.

Okay, sounds simple, right? Except the bacon doesn't stay still. It keeps sliding around the string. If you're going to win this contest, you're going to have to bend the rules of physics to your demands. Six contestants all tried their best, but only one guy prevailed.

And it will blow your mind how fast this guy did it. He is a true bacon connoisseur.

93.1 KISS FM's Mike & Tricia Mornings emceed the event, and unfortunately, no one offered them the leftovers. It was all part of the 2016 Sun City BaconFest, a beautiful celebration of all things bacon-y.