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WTW??? BIN LADEN HAD THE HOTS FOR WHITNEY!!!:Every day we're finding out more and more about Osama bin Laden's terror plots. Like that the Eiffel Tower and the U.S. Capitol were on his hit list. And, oh yeah, singer BOBBY BROWN, too!!!

HOUSTON, PRINCE HAS A PROBLEM: According to TMZ, PRINCE has banned WHITNEY from his shows.  Word is the Purple One is fed up with her behavior and excessive ticket requests.

CHALIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: CHARLIE SHEEN was definately not "winning" when his debut stage show in Detroit was greeted with boos, heckles, and refund demands from an angry audience ... those who didn't walk out in the middle of the show, that is.

CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS = WINNING: Could CHARLIE SHEEN be bringing his winning ways back to "Two and a Half Men"? Maybe so, because according to reports all over the World Wide Web of Misinformation, there's talk CBS is seriously thinking of offering Charlie his old job back.

THE RETURN OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS" : "The Karate Kid" dominated on last night's premiere of "Dancing With the Stars." RALPH MACCHIO'S elegant fox trot earned a 24 from the judges, the highest score of the night