Paris Hilton is becoming more and more like a cockroach, because no matter how often we douse her with Raid, she finds new life and skitters across the floor to terrify us anew.
This time she's once again decided she's a singer, and unfortunately, Lil Wayne hopped on that broke-ass train for the ride.
Paris Hilton says "All those super cute shoes like Guccis and Monolos look like clown shoes on me. I can see why...Paris Hilton wears a size 11 shoe..!!
ROMANCE REPORT - ARE GENE SIMMONS AND SHANNON TWEED ON THE ROCKS DESPITE PROPOSAL?: Don't run out and spend any of your hard earned bucks on a wedding gift for GENE SIMMONS and SHANNON TWEED just yet.
WILL KARINA SMIRNOFF'S PLAYBOY DEBUT GET HER FIRED???!!!: HUGH HEFNER’S tweet Wednesday announcing "Dancing With the Stars" pro dancer KARINA SMIRNOFF was not only next months "Playboy" magazine cover girl, but would be featured in a nude spread as well is said to have ABC executives in a panic.
RIHANNA REVEALS MORE THAN HER CURVES: RIHANNA doesn't just appear on the cover of the new "Rolling Stone" in painted-on shorts, she also revealed her preferences in the bedroom.
LOHAN LUNACY: Is SAMANTHA RONSON LINDSAY'S main man again???!!! The former lovahs were seen leaving the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel together early Friday morning
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (2/17/11): Paris Hilton - 30 Amateur actress. Wannabe singer. Professional skank. Paris show up at your party in L.A, New York or Miami for $100,000. And no, she won't twist balloon animals or do magic tricks!
WAS MILEY CYRUS BLACKMAILED???!!!: It turns out MILEY CYRUS' people had been trying for a few weeks to stop the bong hit video seen 'round the world from coming out.