Miss America

Miss New York won the title of Miss America last night and it shocked million. Why? Because despite years of piano and singing lessons the other contestants endured to craft their talent, Miss New York walked onto the stage barefoot and slapped a cup while singing "Happy" by Pharrell...

Guys, pageant contestants aren't just pretty faces -- they're also extremely capable of saying things so incoherently stupid that it gives you a headache.

When actress and singer Vanessa Williams was born, her parents sent out a birth annoucement that read, "Here she is, Miss America". Then, on September 17, 1983, she became the first black women to be crowned "Miss America"..!!