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GHOST IN THE MACHINE: KESHA was on JIMMY KIMMEL'S show last night, and one of the things she discussed was … wait for it … her belief that a ghost lives inside her down there parts!

THE KATIE PERRY TOUR RIDER - DON'T LOOK AT HER, DON'T SPEAK TO HER: The Smoking Gun website got its hands on KATY PERRY’S tour rider, and evidently Katy hates carnations and chauffeurs who try to speak to her. (-- A rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.)

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (3/1/11):  Justin Bieber - 17  I'VE GOT BIEVER FEVER!!! How 'bout you???  His video for "Baby" is currently ranked as the most viewed, most discussed and most disliked video on YouTube

CHARLIE SHEEN EMERGES!!! SEES HIS SHADOW!!! DOES THAT MEAN SIX MORE WEEKS OF REHAB???:  X17Online has snapped the first pics of CHARLIE SHEEN emerging from his home since the now legendary bender.

BABY NEWS:"Us Weekly" is reporting PENELOPE CRUZ had her baby yesterday. Spain's "Hola!" magazine is reporting she had a baby boy, but no word yet on a name.

WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???!!!: Who's the singer pictured here doing some ocean frolicking in Sydney, Australia yesterday? Ooooh, I bet she woke up feeling like P.Diddy! ...