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LOHAN LUNACY - WTF WAS UP WITH HER MAKEUP???: Given that Lindsay run-ins with the law seem to be quarterly occurrences, it was her bizarre makeup that was the bigger topic of discussion among the tabloids and gossip sites.

WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE - DID OPRAH MAKE HERSELF LOOK THINNER THAN ROSIE O'DONNELL FOR "O" COVER???:  OPRAH and ROSIE O'DONNELL appear together on the cover of the new issue of "O" magazine, and that supposedly has led to a beef between the BFF's.

It's no secret that there are a lot of people out there who want to do harm to the United States.  A lot of those people are on the World Wide Web Of How To Do Harm To The United States From The Comfort Of Your Own Home.  But there are also people like Britains M16 security service who love to use tactics that confuse both terrorists AND Wile E. Coyote to beat them at their own game!

CHARLIE SHEEN EMERGES!!! SEES HIS SHADOW!!! DOES THAT MEAN SIX MORE WEEKS OF REHAB???:  X17Online has snapped the first pics of CHARLIE SHEEN emerging from his home since the now legendary bender.

BABY NEWS:"Us Weekly" is reporting PENELOPE CRUZ had her baby yesterday. Spain's "Hola!" magazine is reporting she had a baby boy, but no word yet on a name.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS (1/26/11):  Ellen DeGeneres - 53  Host of her own daytime talk show, Covergirl spokeswoman, and Portia de Rossi's main man!

OMG! This little boy is super adorable, you might have seen him on Ellen. Imagine this kid is only 5! By the time he's old enough to vote he'll be a dance whiz! And I'm luvin the hair...cutey :)